Well, the problem is that Kerry is a liberal limp wristed male. He plays "touchy feely" football.
I saw some of the footage, it was horrible. Kerry threw a very short pass to some guy (who had a look of fear in his eyes). Instead of a touch pass, Kerry hooked it and caught the guy square in the chest. Then JFK was flipping the pigskin backhand to someone in a move you'd use in basketball. Obvious that he learned his skills somewhere in Switzerland at a boarding school.