Well, the problem is that Kerry is a liberal limp wristed male. He plays "touchy feely" football.
If that's his best jock shot, I'd sure as heck hate to see his worst!
Good thing he didn't get hurt (Probably would have put in for another Purple Heart)
He looks so stupid in that picture. He is scared to death of the ball hitting his ugly face. I would hate to see this wimp in the pocket being chased by a few linebackers. On second thought, that would make a beautiful picture.
Theres living up to a great man and ripping off his life trying to mak it your own! So here to sicken you, From the same people that brought you the Lincoln / Kennedy Penny, comes:
1. Both are from Massacusetts!
2. Both were Senators from Both are from Massacusetts!
3. Both named John!
4. Both have same initials JFK!
5. Kerry has 2 'R's' in his last name. Kennedy has 2 'N's' in his last name!
6. Both families knew each other!
7. Both played football....badly!
8. Kennedy was a PT Boat Commander. Kerry was Swift Boat Commander
9. Both were Lieutenants
10. Kennedy risked his life to save his men. Kerry risked infection (thank God for Bactine!)
11. Kennedy was pro military. Kerry says he's pro military, then he isn't, then he is, then he isn't, the..
12. Both families did not earn their money!
13. Kennedy was a womanizer. Kerry is a Gigalo!
Feel free to add on!
These Kennedy impersonators don't know who they are.
Clinton,Gore, Kerry...
"Clearly Kerry is a much, much, much, much better athlete," he said, noting that Mr. Kerry has long played competitive hockey and also regularly snowboards, Rollerblades, windsurfs and kite-surfs.
"Kite-surfing," Mr. McDonell said, "is the hardest, most radical thing to do. It's what the most extreme surfers are doing."
Mr. Bush, in contrast, was a cheerleader, and not, Mr. McDonell notes, the kind that did flips. "It's like spirit club."
If this editor wants to know why Bush is considered the better athlete, he should take a look at the photo above. If he wants to know why Bush is considered the better sports fan, I have two words for him: Manny Ortez.
Exactly. I'm waiting for Kerry to open a family compound on the Cape ;-D
Euw.
The problem is Kerry.
Kerry consciously designed his life to one day be President. Like the Euro-elite he emulates, he believes it is his destiny and birthright. Kerry is a self-made man.
He sculpted his resume. He even sculpted his face. Yes, Kerry is a self-made man, but he is a poor artisan. He created a doofus.