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Posted on 09/23/2004 9:45:23 AM PDT by KOZ.
Teresa Heinz-Kerry gave reporters an earful Thursday, telling a Wendy’s cook to “go to hell” in five different languages. During a campaign stop in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania, Heniz- Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, ordered a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. Campaign aides say the burger was “soggy” and “lacked sufficient mayonnaise.”
Ms. Heinz-Kerry took two bites, threw the burger down on her tray, and “stormed up to the register” with “a look that could’ve burned a hole in the ozone layer.”
She immediately called out the cook, Casimir Budzinski, and proceeded to call him “very nasty words in English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italian.”
This latest Teresa tirade comes less than two weeks after her speech at the Democratic National Convention in Boston, where she addressed confused onlookers in the aforementioned five languages.
“Ol’ Cas emigrated from Poland about a month ago, so it was all Greek to him,” said an anonymous Wendy’s spokesman. Mr. Budzinski apparently knows limited English: mainly the basic condiments and some rudimentary kitchen commands, including “Hurry the hell up...this friggin’ car’s been at the drive-thru window for ten minutes!”
The trip turned out to be a disaster for the Kerry/Edwards ticket. Mr. Kerry, who has a growing reputation as a flip-flopper, “took about a half-hour to decide whether or not he wanted mustard on his burger” and consequently “turned everybody behind him in line into Bush supporters,” Kerry campaign aides said.
true. true.
i'm working on it :)
It was received via fax from a undisclosed Kinko's location.... It's legit!!!!
LOL!
I'd ask her if she forgot her meds.
....and i'll defend its legitimacy to the death.
if its not, its not my fault, i'm just the messenger.
Hope the cook had foresight enough to use HEINZ ketchup.
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i love that!!
Itsa good thing them hunkies up-in Natrona Heights 'nat don't unnerstan' any of 'em languages...
LOL! I bet ol' Caz woulda kicked her dupa!
LOL!! That's what I was thinking when I saw the source for the story .. this could be true!
LOL!
In reality, I'd love to hear a clip of Kerry speaking French. I can only imagine how elitist he'd sound.
My thought as well.
G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers each finished their haircuts, the one working on Kerry reached for some scented hair tonic to splash on, but Kerry quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said, "No thanks, Johnny! My wife, Teresa (Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think I've been gallivanting in a whorehouse!"
Everyone in his entourage laughed.
The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want any tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?"
Bush replied, "No, go ahead, Mike. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
Apparently so. This would have made news big-time if it was a real-life incident.
Satire, yes, but there is definitely a Wendy's in Natrona Heights (my hometown)!
YOI and dubble YOI for the hometown parody!
I still maintain that this story is fake but accurate.
lol
Obvious satire? Not so sure. It has that "ring" of truth that really makes you check the name of the source. And, even if it's not "true", it is certainly "accurate", and she could very well have done this, so who are we to call it satire? I'm looking for CBS News to report this any day.
Hysterical post, I'm laughin' my buns off.
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