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Morford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are almost here?)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, September 8, 2004
| Mark Morford, read by FReepers and few others
Posted on 09/09/2004 10:52:34 AM PDT by presidio9
This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don't have to give a damn. Take the environment. I mean, isn't it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and the soil and the water and the stupid little disposable animals on this silly spinning ball of expendable rock when the Second Coming is imminent and a blood-soaked fire-breathin' Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson will return very soon to smite the heathens and the gays and the vegetarians and the Francophiles, and who will rescue all those who worship patriarchy and country music and blue-chip oil portfolios? You're goddamn right it is.
Look. This much has become clear. Bush is, more than anything else, an extreme fundamentalist Christian. He is widely regarded as the most openly pious and sanctimonious president in modern American history. He actually preaches the GOP screed in evangelical churches across America. He panders so slavishly to the anti-choicers and the Bible-thumpers and the homophobes it makes Jerry Falwell swoon and giggle.
And Bush actually says, out loud, that God speaks through him, and that God is on our side we bomb the living crap out of Afghanistan and Iraq and that it is the Almighty's wish that we take control of these angry pip-squeak nations and in so doing kill thousands of civilians and tens of thousands of young Iraqi soldiers, as over 1,000 American soldiers are now dead over a makeshift cause that never really existed. God wanted it this way, that's why.
Bush has called Jesus his "favorite philosopher." He has claimed that the act of being "born-again" saved him from a long, sad life of vaguely homoerotic frat parties and repetitive binge drinking and going AWOL from the National Guard,
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To: presidio9
To: presidio9
I'm going to have to get me a subscription to the SF Chronicle. It's a doozy.
To: presidio9
This guy's problem obviously isn't with George W. Bush. Tsk, tsk.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:11:08 AM PDT
by
zide56
To: atomicpossum
Even those whose hearts are hardened in their sins have an innate knowledge of God.
Those who are fighting against that knowledge the hardest seem to shriek the loudest.
Their fear of the truth drives them to obsessively deny it.
As hard as it may be to do, pray for him.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:11:47 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: presidio9
Be not deceived: God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.Regardless of what your personal choice is....God is still God.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:11:51 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
To: presidio9
blasphemer
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:12:35 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: atomicpossum
I know several gay men.....and they are an angry group of people, from my point of view. Sad but true.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:14:27 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
To: presidio9
Read more at sfgate.com ...Why?
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:17:30 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
To: presidio9
If Botox Ketchupman gets in along with his dud sidekick Bobby Socks, you betcha the end times are here.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:18:07 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: presidio9
I refuse to take seriously a disgruntled liberal cow with matching udders fore and aft
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:20:21 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(I'm a happy Republican goon)
To: presidio9
Miss Morford is off her medications again and onto to the street drugs -- this looks like a real meth-inspired piece.
To: Kackikat
Hey Jim, this thread belongs on DU website, this must be Al Gore's screename. Here is what is needed for this article.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:22:22 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Charter member of the VRWC - and proud of it.)
To: zide56
Oh, he hates bush, that's for sure.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:30:53 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: presidio9
Is it just me...or does one just feel the need to take a shower after reading this?
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:33:01 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" - Hillary Clinton)
To: presidio9
These nuts are so crazy it makes a funny read.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:33:40 AM PDT
by
ozzymandus
("So it is written, so it shall be danced"-Al Bundy)
To: presidio9
The author is an idiot.
The end times are not the end of the world, nor is Armeggedon. Jesus will reign on earth for 1000 years after this. And people will live for almost 1000 years too. It's probably going to get a little crowded.
So to say Christians view the earth as disposable is a little premature.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:39:25 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
And people will live for almost 1000 years tooI signed up for that whole "til death do us part" thing, but no one said it would be THAT long.
Now I'm scared. Hold me.
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posted on
09/09/2004 11:50:06 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
To: highlander_UW
I am new here folks, I have lurked for a couple of years. This article made me register. I have read some nasty vile stuff from Liberal idiots but this guy takes the cake!
I look forward to freeping...
To: presidio9
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posted on
09/09/2004 12:04:54 PM PDT
by
eclectic
To: presidio9
Hopefully Morford will have a massive stroke on Nov 3 when he wakes up and reads BUSH REELECTED, WEIRDOS APOPLECTIC, SKY FALLS IN SF.
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posted on
09/09/2004 12:22:03 PM PDT
by
Sender
(I didn't leave cookays. I left him cheeese.)
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