Matthew's buddy, Howard Fineman, just had a pretty good line on the Imus program. He said the Kerry campaign is going to,
"Open up a carafe of Whoop Ass!"
Can I get a LOL?!
I heard the "carafe" joke!
When Howard Fineman starts repeating them, you know the jokes have gone very far indeed.
> Open up a carafe of Whoop Ass!
May I suggest vintage 1971? Unequalled for its clarity.
Does it come w/ caviar?
LOL!
Did Fineman really say that on the Today Show? LOL That is hilarious!
To be served with a refreshing appetizer of "Lettuce Roll."
Now everyone knows that genuine American WhoopAss! comes in boxes, bottles, cans, cartons, chunks, conexes, containers, crates, loads, lumps, portions, etc., - but only French WhoopAss! comes in carafes.
Don't buy French WhoopAss! as it has no body to it. It is very thin. As a matter of fact, the French opened 1,718,539 carafes of WhoopAss! on the Germans when they invaded in WWII and no one noticed. So much for French WhoopAss! Obviously JF'nK uses the French variety.
Getcha' self some genuine, original, American WhoopAss! It's patriotic, potent, just plain fun, and it has the added benefit of scarin' the $hit out of our enemies.
Genuine American WhoopAss! comes in only one flavor, the Metallic Taste O' Fear, that our enemies know so well.
So git down to your store and stockup on Genuine American WhoopAss! - you know you want to!
Did you hear Fineman say that Edwards was "howling in a void" and no one was listening? I thought HF sounded very disgusted at Kerry's campaign and he sounded like he was resigned to the probability that Bush would win. But he also said that Edwards was saying the things that Kerry should have been saying. Great stuff!