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Chris Matthews to Kerry on Today Show: "Open Bush Up Like a Can of Tuna"
The Today Show

Posted on 09/07/2004 4:43:04 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

How's this for a 'fair & balanced' panel on this morning's Today Show?: virulent anti-Bush partisan Chris Matthews and, uh, no one.

In fairness, Matt Lauer opened the segment with a clip of W addressing a crowd and getting in this devastating shot at Kerry's latest flip-flop:

"My opponent woke up this morning with new campaign advisors and yet another position. He's against the war again." Can I get an 'ouch!'?

Then a Kerry clip popped up, with Lurch bellowing that in Iraq: "I wouldn't have done just *one* thing differently, he would have done *everything* differently. Guess he would have scrapped the smart bombs and fought the war with BB's and punji sticks.

In a sign of just how frazzled and desperate the Dem ticket has become, another clip showed John Edwards snapping at a supporter who fretted that the campaign wasn't responding to W's attacks.

Edwards angrily admonished her to understand that "we're fighting for y-e-w-w-w-w-w." You know that a campaign is in deep trouble when the candidates start taking shots at . . . their own supporters!

Then there was a clip of VP Cheney wryly observing that "when it comes to foreign policy, Sen. Kerry should stick to windsurfing." To quote Shakespeare: "bwah-hah-hah!"

Matthews agreed that if Kerry is smart, he won't be spending any more time windsurfing through the campaign.

"That's a rich guy having fun. Where are his friends? He needs to play stickball in South Philly."

Matthews fantasized that in October, Clinton will make a dramatic comeback that will create "overwhelming sentiment" in places such as the inner city and south Florida. "He could be a Lazarus."

Mocking the situation within the chaotic Kerry campaign, Matthews mentioned that there is a joke going around. "The campaign is like Noah's ark: two of everthing, two pollsters, campaign managers, etc."

Then Matthews offered some free advice of his own. "Kerry needs to open [Pres. Bush] up like a can of tuna fish on his credibility, his soft spots."

Isn't that nice, in this age of terrorism? A reporter and "analyst" recommending that a candidate eviscerate his opponent?

Matthews opined further: "I think the real lead is about 7%."

To his credit, Lauer said that after the Dem convention people explained Kerry's non-bounce by claiming that there were few undecideds to be captured. He observed that in some polls W has opened as much as an 11% bounce. Lauer then, surprisingly and somewhat snidely asked:

"What happened? Did [W] get ALL the undecideds or did he convince some of Kerry's supporters to come over?"

Matthews: "The Bush campaign destroyed Kerry's credibility and it's been working really, really well. Kerry needs to play the same kind of hardball and discredit Bush, but must do it carefully."

Although there's no doubt where Matthews' heart lies, he seemed to manifest a certain resigned sense of humor about the situation, almost revelling in the blunders and hopelessness of the feckless Kerry campaign.

If the Kerry people were watching it must have been disheartening. Your staunchest media allies mocking you and your candidate, while portraying your opponent and his campaign as a juggernaut.


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To: Angry Enough

LOL. Of course! How could I have so quickly forgotten?


41 posted on 09/07/2004 5:12:50 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Matthews: "The Bush campaign destroyed Kerry's credibility and it's been working really, really well.

Aw, Chrissy, you're not giving Kerry anywhere near the credit he deserves for that. (Like it's Team Bush's fault Kerry is a pathological liar?)

42 posted on 09/07/2004 5:16:14 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: section9

Kerry remains vulnerable as well on his association with or meeting with the North Vietnamese Communist. Also, his pro-Hanoi voting record that put human rights behind his fondness for the communist will be more than a little hard to explain to a public that will see he's almost a lone wolf in his support for Hanoi.


43 posted on 09/07/2004 5:16:31 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (http://chucksutahblog.blogspot.com/)
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To: leadpenny
"Open up a carafe of Whoop Ass!"

LOL!

44 posted on 09/07/2004 5:17:00 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
When you have no core, you implode. kerry's core is so commie, he won't dare show it to the American people. the american people had a choice. A President that has proven he will do everything in his power to protect us, or a commie/fascist/socialist/ dum that will not fight at all, but will have giant conferences to discuss why terrorists hate America as much as he does.

BUSH WINS BIG

45 posted on 09/07/2004 5:19:07 AM PDT by marty60
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To: elhombrelibre
Kerry remains vulnerable as well on his association with or meeting with the North Vietnamese Communists.

So far, this story hasn't gotten real traction in the press. It will be interesting to see whether, as in the case of the Swift Vets, there comes a point where the MSM can no longer ignore the story. Someone will have to take the lead. The Swift Vets don't have first hand knowledge of this. Someone else would have to step forward.

46 posted on 09/07/2004 5:19:14 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I agree that it either has to come out in a news story or in an TV ad. I don't think it's ever been disputed. But I agree with you on one thing. Don't expect 60 MINUTES to check this story out about Kerry's contacts with North Vietnamese Communists out when it can be busy figuring out if George Bush forgot to brush his teeth one night while in the National Guard.


47 posted on 09/07/2004 5:23:35 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (http://chucksutahblog.blogspot.com/)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Thanks for your post Today and often... i am saved from watching this crap by your overview.

Mathews never stops talking and his quests rarely finish a statement, thus he does not stop to realize that Kerry fired all of his amumunition two months ago. there is nothing NEW to say.

48 posted on 09/07/2004 5:24:09 AM PDT by q_an_a
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To: leadpenny

Did Fineman really say that on the Today Show? LOL That is hilarious!


49 posted on 09/07/2004 5:25:32 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

No, he was a guest of Imus (by phone).


50 posted on 09/07/2004 5:26:37 AM PDT by leadpenny
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Thanks for the briefing. You should be an honorary psychiatrist. You've analyzed enough nutcases.


51 posted on 09/07/2004 5:27:12 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Matthews is just saying that Kerry's campaign should hit back like Zell hit him. That's reasonable political advice. Kerry was shredded in NYC. If he wants to stay afloat, he has to do likewise. How's that controversial?


52 posted on 09/07/2004 5:27:19 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
"That's a rich guy having fun. Where are his friends?", asked Chris.

Chris may have inadvertently exposed a real problem area for Kerry...his lack of friends. Like, other democrat senators making the talk show rounds for their guy. I haven't seen them, have you?

53 posted on 09/07/2004 5:27:50 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@Deep Doo Doo.com)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Sorry, Chrissy Tuna, your big fish got away and you won't be press secretary for Kerry......ever.

Leni

54 posted on 09/07/2004 5:31:01 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Florida Freepers....We Have a Great State Forum. Click the Flag on your Profile Page to Get to It)
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To: GraniteStateConservative
Fair enough, though if a leading Republican media type had advised Bush to "open Kerry up like a can of tuna," the liberal media would get the vapors over the "mean-spiritedness, and use of violent metaphors during this age of terror," etc.
55 posted on 09/07/2004 5:31:05 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

The media is interview themselves because nobody at kamp kerry has "gravitas".

The media is just plain stunned. They are harder hit than the kerry compound. The whole worldview has be rejected en mass. Their credibility as a news source is nil.

There only hope is ........ kerry.

(hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha)


56 posted on 09/07/2004 5:31:54 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: leadpenny
"Open up a carafe of Whoop Ass!"

To be served with a refreshing appetizer of "Lettuce Roll."

57 posted on 09/07/2004 5:32:27 AM PDT by LikeLight (__________________________)
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To: All
With all Matthews' tuna talk and demand that Kerry be more of a regular guy, perhaps this would have been Chris' ideal candidate:


58 posted on 09/07/2004 5:33:27 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
"Kerry needs to open [Pres. Bush] up like a can of tuna fish"

Sure, you can find ways to criticise Bush, since he's not perfect, and since, even if he is, things don't always go perfectly.

But if Kerry succeeds in "opening him up," what he'll find is an honest straight shooter with vision who cares about doing what's right.

OTOH, if you open up Kerry, you'll find blind ambition mixed with socialism.

59 posted on 09/07/2004 5:37:29 AM PDT by Sam Cree (Democrats are herd animals)
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To: GraniteStateConservative

Hey! Maybe the Dems can have a "do over" on their convention! You know, so they can find someone to slam Bush like Zell slammed Kerry. Oh, and M. le Querry definitely has got to get a mulligan for that acceptance speech, ya know? :0)


60 posted on 09/07/2004 5:39:01 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Kerry lied while courageous veterans died.)
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