VANITY: Should The Cartoon SOUTH PARK Be Banned And Its Supporters Deported To Spain?

O.C. - Old Cracker | August 05, 2004 | O.C. - Old Cracker

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

While certainly not limited to the 20-30 something crowd, viewers of South Park tend to be the latchkey offspring of the infamous Baby Boomers. These children of MTV and video games have extremely limited attention spans and as a result are always moving from one experience to the next in hopes of finding fulfillment. Unfortunately, all they are finding in South Park is a wasteland.

[an amused spectator]

Do you and A+Bert hang out at the same bar?

Damn! O.C. killed A+Bert!

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

I hope my kids care enough to stick me in a nursing home with a full bar and internet access.

[murdoog]

Actually, I was wondering if A+bert had come back with a new handle.

[TheBigB]

I grew up in a loving two-parent home with a stay-at-home mom, was an honor student and earned two college degrees.

Maybe I -was- on Ritalin and just never knew it.

I say SP rox and anyone who disagrees MUST RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAH!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Are we voting on just the thread or the originator, too???

Both, inevitably, bring this album to mind:

[NeoCaveman]

Do you and A+Bert hang out at the same bar?

A+bert was a hoot.

WWCGEBD?

[NYC GOP Chick]

I'm 38, was not a latch-key kid and I like SP! :)

[max_rpf]

Sadamm shocked my balls.

[NYC GOP Chick]

You must be a lot of fun at parties! ;)

[Stew Padasso]

Panama Red - great song.

[Judith Anne]

There are more than a few of your generation suffering from arrested adolescence. You have my deepest sympathy.

You picked MY lil ole post out of all the ones that disagree with you, to insult me? I didn't say anything rude to you, all I did was disagree. Go pick on somebody else, OC. I'm not impressed.

[murdoog]

Damn! O.C. killed A+Bert!

You b@stard!

[an amused spectator]

WWCGEBD?

Certainly not O.C. ;-)

[NeoCaveman]

"What would Brian Boitano do to this thread?"

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do

[GeorgiaYankee]

I managed to avoid seeing South Park for many years, but after getting past the potty-mouthed cartoon kids, I realized they were MOCKING LINERALS!!! The NAMBLA episode was excellent!

[SouthernFreebird]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[murdoog]

WWCGEBD?

Huh?

[max_rpf]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/sounds/110/KYLESMOMSABITCH.wav

[technochick99]

Don't even bother with this somewhat-troll on this subject.

[nhoward14]

Why don't you get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!!!!

(this is for all you long time SP fans out there)