[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

I hope my kids care enough to stick me in a nursing home with a full bar and internet access.

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

I see 'state funded home' for you. No minibar, no internet, just a black and white t.v. with bad reception. You got Wheel of Fortune reruns and Wal-Mart brand cola to look forward to in your dotage.

[JRandomFreeper]

I hope my kids care enough to stick me in a nursing home with a full bar and internet access.

Dude! Awesome! That's the greatest idea. I'll start the psyops campaign on my girls tomorrow. Except that I'll need wireless internet at the home. Sometimes you just spend a lot of time in a room with a tile floor and handrails when you're my age.

/john

[radiohead]

I hope my kids care enough to stick me in a nursing home with a full bar and internet access.

I don't care about the bar, but I'm changing the will if there's no Internet!