Kerry the Hero

CG's twisted mind | 8/5/2004 | Conspiracy Guy

[Conspiracy Guy]

First Down Kerry

[Conspiracy Guy]

Is he no longer with us?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

"Brother Dave" Gardner

Field: Entertainment


Info: Southern comic, very popular in the 1950s and early 1960s, made many appearances on Jack Paar's and Ed Sullivan's shows, pioneered the recording of comedy albums, including "Rejoice, Dear Hearts!"

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Date of Birth: 06/11/1926
Date of Death: 09/22/1983
Age at Death: 57

Cause of Death: Heart Attack

[Conspiracy Guy]

I didn't know he was that old. I didn't know he'd been dead so long either. I've heard a lot of his material and saw him on TV when I was a kid.

Thanks for bringing me up to date.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

My favorite jokes of his are:
Motorcycle story
If you ain't John I'm gone ( I will try to find this to see
if it could be a joke on sKerry)
Governor's driver

[Darksheare]

RKBA - The Beeber Stompers

[Conspiracy Guy]

This post needs a political ad>

Kerry 2004



I want to be the President,
Though all know I can’t lead.
I really want the power though,
It’s really what I need.



I’ll lie and cheat and fabricate,
I’ll flip and flop for sure.
The left’s so dumb they’ll vote for me,
For stupid, there’s no cure.



George Bush lied, I’ll chant and sing,
Though I know it’s not true.
I love America I’ll say,
Another lie for you.



I’ll back the UN’s global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
We’ll even buy the bus.



Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.



Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my name’s John Kerry,
And I approve this message.



Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Very good

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yes it is!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks

[Arrowhead1952]

Ain't no use in looking down,
Ain't no discharge on the ground.
Now how will I get out of Nam?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

http://www.mightyrighty.com/nuke/html/index.php

This seems to be a good site.

[Radix]

Published in Yale Daily News, October 31, 1971 Doonesbury by Gary Trudeau

 

I posted this in the Canteen but I thought it might be appreciated here as well. It is one of only a very few  Doonsebury strips that  I have read in many years.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I like that.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Kerry entered and abandoned Vietnamese village and slaughtered domestic animals
owned by the civilians and burned down their homes with his Zippo lighter."


It only takes one idiot to raze a village!

(My original response!)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Funny. Gary is probably a huge Kerry supporter now.

[Conspiracy Guy]

He was one busy little beaver. I hear that he flew 50 B52 missions as well.

[Not A Snowbird]

Vey good!

[Lady Jag]

FIRST DOWN KERRY

HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks