To: Conspiracy Guy
My favorite jokes of his are:
Motorcycle story
If you ain't John I'm gone ( I will try to find this to see
if it could be a joke on sKerry)
Governor's driver
24 posted on
08/05/2004 5:53:31 AM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
This post needs a political ad>
Kerry 2004
![](http://www.johnkerry.com/front/images/jk-je-photo.jpg )
I want to be the President,
Though all know I cant lead.
I really want the power though,
Its really what I need.
![](http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images2/kerryspaceman3.jpg )
Ill lie and cheat and fabricate,
Ill flip and flop for sure.
The lefts so dumb theyll vote for me,
For stupid, theres no cure.
![](http://gallery.johnkerry.com/data/photos/medium/f9b08cc4-740f-4f7c-b2cb-7c970c33df4c.jpg)
George Bush lied, Ill chant and sing,
Though I know its not true.
I love America Ill say,
Another lie for you.
![](http://gallery.johnkerry.com/data/photos/medium/141f8465-222c-49d6-b61f-98b3557cd81f.jpg)
Ill back the UNs global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
Well even buy the bus.
![](http://www.johnkerry.com/images/banner/080204_plan.jpg)
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
![](http://611.mystarband.net/images/hanoikerry2.jpg)
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my names John Kerry,
And I approve this message.
![](http://gallery.johnkerry.com/data/photos/medium/6c5374a4-6512-45e9-b3f2-63925abd8cd8.jpg)
Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004
27 posted on
08/05/2004 6:02:48 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran; Conspiracy Guy
"James Louis! Get away from that wheelbarrow...you know you don't know nuthin about machinery!"
46 posted on
08/05/2004 8:28:45 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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