[jwalburg]

His "Believe in America" road tour got off to a bumpy start Friday.

Believe in America? I thought it was "America can do Better"

Like, Son, you got an A on this math test. I know you can do better. Did he already get rid of the scolding-sounding slogan?

[TomGuy]

Kerry and Convention speakers tried six or seven different slogans. A couple were even stolen from previous GWB/Cheney speeches.

Kerry and Convention didn't get a positive hit out of any of them. Their jingoism just didn't jingle.

Kerry still doesn't have a slogan. Kerry has plans, though. A plan for this. A plan for that.

No details--they'll come after the election. No specifics--Kerry's been too busy.

Hey, snowboarding, bowling, windsurfing, botoxing, dental work, biking, more biking, more photo-ops, too busy for intel briefing, these take up a lot of Kerry's time.

[Helms]

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[nkycincinnatikid]

Are we all sure this isn't the menage a trois with ERICA tour?

[snarkytart]

"Believe in America? I thought it was "America can do Better"

No...now...wait...a...minute, their slogan is 'A Stronger America', right?
*scratches head*