Caption this photo of Vietnam War Hero (Barf!) John F. Kerry

Yahoo news photos ^ | July 29, 2004

[tgslTakoma]

REUTERS/Gary Hershorn

[fso301]

When Teresa asks me to do something, I say yes mam!

[aruanan]

Yeah, it looks pretty bad. I took this photo, split it down the middle, and made a separate head of the two halves. The left side version looks like a sweaty game show host. The right side looks like the issue from the 13th generation of cousin/cousin marriages. Unfortunately, I don't have a place to host them so I can put them up here. Do you know any Freepers with the means?

[FlatLandBeer]

Ya know Benadict Arnold was a war hero too...

[aruanan]

Ha ha ha. That is it! Right down to the frizzies.

[aruanan]

The photo at the top of the thread: maybe this is what happens when they miss with a botox injection to the face.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Gaaaaaaawd! Those two deserve each other!

[angcat]

What a freaking nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh lord please help us!

[reformedliberal]

I wonder if they accidentally got Botox into one of the eye muscles? I think it is used to relax a hypertonic muscle when someone has a cross eye. No time today, but a search of the musculature of the eyeball might show that one of the superior &/or lateral muscles are close to where the cosmetic Botox injections are placed.

Exhaustion, even w/o Botox, can cause spasms in those same muscles.

[aruanan]

I wondered that myself. I'll look on PubMed today for that.

[reformedliberal]

I also have wondered if he is a migraine pt. While his right shoulder was forward and low (still is, actually), the left one has to have a correspondingly hypertonic/hypertrophic trapezius and that would make me want to check out his left anterior scalenes. Also, he has had jaw surgery: if he has TMJ &/or other jaw attachment problems (rectus capitis lateralis/other deep neck muscles), that could also give him migraines or at least tension h/a.

Maybe check out all the possible Botox injection sites for migraine,too? He certainly has had full face cosmetic injections.

[ChuckShick]

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[Dante3]

LOL!

Originally it brought to mind the photo of President Kennedy's son saluting at his funeral -- both scenes were staged in advance.

[Mark in the Old South]

Maaaaannnnnnnn this guy is Freeeeking me out maaaannn.
He's got one freeking eyeball man.

[Mark in the Old South]

Re: "Guess it's just a navy salute"

Humm think we're funny do we. Well in the Navy we were taught not to salute in civilian dress. I believe the proper form is a hand over the heart. But let us not be too hard on him, who knows what branches of the service he picked this up from during his antiwar days. (under my breath - army)

USN Retired.

[Mark in the Old South]

The C in C salute is new. RR started it. The Military was wrong not to protest, seeing how much he was loved and what followed. Alas the tradition was started and this is the result. (barf)

[ntnychik]

"On the Good Ship Lollypop"

[ntnychik]

Yow! No wonder he went for extreme makeover.

[ntnychik]

Try the same technique (splitting the photos) with Hillary, but have a strong drink available before you view the results.

[ntnychik]

PING
FReeper help needed at #62!