LIVE THREAD: DEMCON -- DAY 4

www.freerepublic.com | July 29, 2004

[Howlin]

Live Convention Video, 7 - 11 p.m. ET
• Sen. John F. Kerry
• Max Cleland
• Kerry's daughters, Alexandra and Vanessa Kerry
• former Green Beret Jim Rassman
• Madeleine Albright
• Sen. Joe Biden (Del.)
• Wesley Clark
• Rep. James Clyburn (S.C.)
• Sen. Joe Lieberman (Conn.)
• Rep. Ed Markey (Mass.)
• Rep. Juanita Millender-McDonald (Calif.)
• Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D.C.)
• House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.)
• Rep. Louise Slaughter (N.Y.)
• John Sweeney, President of AFL-CIO
• Gov. Mark Warner (Va.)

[OXENinFLA]

She didn't look enthused in any way shape or form.

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"I"M JOHN KERRY" NO $h!T??!?!!



4. Stronger/Safer……as in “a stronger, safer America” ............drink

[rolling_stone]

I have been holding off making contributions to the Pubs because I want Bush to come out against immigration, but I can't stand this two faced Clinton like liar..time to break out the checkbook and help keep Kerry in Bean town...

OMG reporting for duty...what a fake...

[hole_n_one]

[CWW]

"Reporting for Duty"? What a dork!

[AmericanMade1776]

GET READY FOR 55 MINUTES OF BOREDOM....KERRY IS SPEAKING....

[Howlin]

Why are all those people applauding this military guy -- they are ALL against the war?

[John Lenin]

More Full Metal Jacket quotes:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullcrap! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's BUTT and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[ShandaLear]

O
M
G
!

[socal_parrot]

Cheesey so far, cheesey.

[cake_crumb]

Here he is...The Savior Hisself....all he has to say is thank you and the crowd gors wild..."Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,....thank you....thank you, thanl you so much, thank you....can we have a drinking game for this>???REPORTING FOR DUTY (DRINK) He sounds AWful.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Hero...............................Zero.

[Texas Eagle]

Who wrote this part of the speech? Simon and Garfunkel?

[arasina]

He's HOME! So STAY HOME, F'n! Stay in Leftachusetts.

[Happygal]

John Kerry can't go home again, because he can't remember which rich widow he's scammed this week.

[Petronski]

Saluting, reporting for duty? It's a self-parody! Unfrigginbelievable. I can't wait for Laura Ingraham tomorrow. Sheesh.

savingprivatehamster

[Henchster]

"I'm John Kerry, and I am reporting for duty..."

...AS HILLARY'S TARGET DUMMY!

[Right_in_Virginia]

Kerry: "I AM HOME".

Yup, keep that Boston zip code.

[Political Junkie Too]

I Am Home! (and I shut down half the city to be here).

-PJ

[eleni121]

The cadaver is home....where is home Ketchup boy? Washington? Paris? Idaho? Pittsburg?

[jwalsh07]

Kerry, first line: "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty!"

Johnny Vietnam won' be doing a tour in the White House, 4 month or otherwise.