Excellent, sir !! :^DHey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Here is the FULL version of that.
Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
I'm honored...spread that one around, it really contradicts one of the Left's main talking points...MUD
Thank. I plan on spreading that one around.
"Hey Quidam!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time?
How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy?
Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!!
Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!!
You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!!
Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!!
Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!"
We'll give the DemRATS Hell!!
(guitar pickin')
Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!!
I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly.
Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me...
I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!!
Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!!
Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
(mo' guitar pickin')
Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!!
When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!!
Dutch showed the way, the Goal!!
Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!"
And we'll bear the load from here.
Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!!
We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
"Right, Show Some Spine!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm...
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RAT's perfect crime...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled...
RATS find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that Slick's a foolish dude!!
Reject Left's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATS with our minds...
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know I'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"The Man I Wanna Be!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "A Man I'll Never Be")
It's been said MUD's lost his mind...
Folks spurn and mock my ways.
Disbelievin' miracles and my dreams!!
You don't try to be unkind...
You mean it when you say...
That all my thoughts are just "a Risky Scheme!!"
Yet my kids look up at me...
And deep within their eyes I see...
The Man I Wanna Be!!
(guitar jammin')
If only Right could find a way...
We'll FReep...we'll make our stand!! We must Take a Stand!!
Folks, we'll git bolder every day, you'll see...
As we exult in our liberty!!
And then We'll RE-IMPEACH!!
RightWing must git even stronger...
Jean Kerry is a LIAR!!
Good patriots know that SlickWillie has spied...
Fight a little longer!!
Future grows ever brighter...Sweet Justice Shall Be Satisfied!!
So listen to me...and deep within yer heart you'll see...
We'll Stand 'Gainst Tyranny!!
(Mo' guitar jammin'!!)
If only Right could find a way...
We'll steel our Righteous Stand...we're sooo American!!
Our work gits harder every day, you see...
We hide behind our Screen Names, Jim...
I'm daggoned proud of my FReepin'!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"The Right is Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say...
RATS walk down the street pushin' FReepers outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much...
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's fools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah...
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Left must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain...
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and Jean Kerry's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz Slick's been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
JimRob says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD (04/03/2004)
Excellent, sir !! :^DHey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!!
Here is the FULL version of that.
Hi Mud. Winsome had a good turnout last night at the Richmond Campaign HQ.
Testamonials on her behalf were quite moving. She is quite a lady.
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Great job, y'all...MUD
"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!
(More guitar jammin')
Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!
Mudboy Slim (04/26/2004)
Huzzah! HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!!
FReegards...MUD
Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here"
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
Pre...MUD
Personally, I haven't been a "Cowboys" fan since Troy Aikman retired.
As I always say, "GO BILLS!"
Believe it or not, there's actually a link to their official website on my profile page.
I know, this is simply another excuse for NYC/NJ freepers to think that I'm a total prick.
So be it.
-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)
*chuckle*
I came up with a democrat presidential bumper sticker idear.
Remember Sore/Loserman?
How about you creative types coming up with some graphics for this one:
[ SKerry-BEdwetters ]
I like it anyway! ;^)
LOL!
Hmmmm...I like the "SKerry" but we gotta work on the second part, imho..."backwards"?..."deadwood"?...come on, we can git it!!
FReegards...MUD
Good fer you...I respect a fan who sticks with his team thru thick and thin. Like Cubbie & Bosox fans in baseball, Bills' fans have endured more than their fair share of disappointment over the years.
Four Super Bowl losses in a row means y'all made it to the big dance four straight times!!
Still, Redskins ROCK...MUD
Folks, do you think you can tell...
Lib'rals from Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we fell the vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Yer life should be brave...
Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
And did RATS force you to trade...
Real heroes fer HO's?!!
Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!!
FReedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
John Kerry fled from the War...
Hanoi John's goals are Left's shame!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here...
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they're all whores!!
Guv'ment's Left's pimp!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim
Three hunnerd...MUD
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