Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
"Justa Criminal!!"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD (2/09/2002)
Heck yeah!!
"More Than $2 Trillion!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATS must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!)
Folks, we've heard RAT's ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
Boston ROCKS...MUD
Catch a wave fer me, dude...MUD
John Kerry on Defense -- I hadn't seen this list printed until today. It would make one hellova mailer if it were sent to voters. (So... send it to as many voters as you can!)
He voted to kill the Bradley Fighting Vehicle
He voted to kill the M-1 Abrams Tank
He voted to kill every Aircraft carrier laid down from 1988
He voted to kill the Aegis anti aircraft system
He voted to Kill the F-15 strike eagle
He voted to Kill the Block 60 F-16
He voted to Kill the P-3 Orion upgrade
He voted to Kill the B-1
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the Patriot anti Missile system
He voted to Kill the FA-18
He voted to Kill the B-2
He voted to Kill the F117
In short, he voted to kill every military appropriation for the development and deployment of every weapons systems since 1988 to include the battle armor for our troops. With Kerry as president our Army will be made up of naked men running around with sticks and clubs.
He also voted to kill all anti terrorism activities of every agency of the U.S. Government and to cut the funding of the FBI by 60%, to cut the funding for the CIA by 80%, and cut the funding for the NSA by 80%.
But then he voted to increase OUR funding for U.N operations by 800%!!!
Is THIS a President YOU want?
Kerry SUCKS...MUD
LOL!Here he is doing his impersonation of Boy George .....
"Peace is Right!!"
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite...
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter...
Left's been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
I understand it's a big decision...
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin')
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!!
Devolve all that Power to me...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATS into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!
(guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Kerry SUCKS...MUDHe sure does.
Bush-Cheney 2004! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! .....
Don't forget!!
VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN !!! :-)
FOUR MORE YEARS!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!
Oh, yeah ! I usually do the early voting thang here in Texas to beat/AVOID the crowd !
Plus, I get to wear the "I Voted" sticker all day...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
"Kerry has been trotting out his "band of brothers" and bragging about being a war hero since he start campaigning for the presidency. In fact, he has in essence said to the American people, "Forget about war protestor days, forget about my time as Lt. Governor to Mike Dukakis, forget about my mediocre 20 year career in the Senate, vote for me because I went to Vietnam for 4 months and won medals". But now, late in the game, because the mainstream media has given a Kerry a free pass on his Vietnam war days, the public is starting to find out John Kerry's time in Vietnam wasn't the John Wayne movie he made it out to be. Not only did Kerry lie about his record (Christmas in Cambodia anyone?), but he is overwhelmingly opposed by other Swift Boat Vets including all of his commanding officers and a large majority of the men who fought side by side with John Kerry in other boats. That in and of itself should make people think twice before pulling the lever for John Kerry."
John F'in Kerry ain't no HERO...Hanoi John's a ZERO!!
Good mornin', y'all...MUD
Good mornin', MUD!
Heroes are in short supply. There were many heroes on 9-11, but time passes and memories are short.
This election cycle has turned into 'get mad AND get even'.
The Swiftboat guys are in line for some torture at the hands of the media. The MSM won't cover the SBV story but they'll cover the 'inconsistencies/lies' of the SBV individuals and use that as cover. I think it's time we remember the President's words:
We will not tire, we will not falter, WE WILL NOT FAIL.
Yeah, but how many did he apply for and get rejected?
RUSH: "What we are discussing, ladies and gentlemen, is this ad. (Replaying of swift boat veterans television ad - video)
RUSH: There you have it. It's probably one of the first Republican 527 organizations out there that combats the George Soroses and the MoveOn.orgs, and, I mean, this never-ending list of Democrat 527 organizations. As we discussed, these men are in the process now of being smeared. If you're a Vietnam vet and you come forward to defend Kerry, you're a hero. If you're a Vietnam vet, if you are one of 21 Congressional Medal of Honor winners who have sworn opposition to John Kerry in support for Bush, you are trashed or ignored. If you are a member of Congress and a Vietnam vet that opposes John Kerry you are ignored and sometimes smeared. But if you are a Vietnam vet that supports Kerry -- and, by the way, if you are a swift boat vet, you are accused of being paid to oppose John Kerry -- but if you support Kerry, why, nobody questions you at all. It's sweetness and light. The New York Times today says, hey, these 527s that are helping pick up the slack during this month when Kerry can't advertise, why, these peachy keen. Why, they're not allowed to coordinate, the New York Times says, but look how similar the messages are. It's a sign of coordination. No concern about the violation or spirit violation of the new campaign finance reform law, but let this ad come out, all of a sudden there's a problem in the system. How can this be? Rich Republicans put this together...And, by the way, this rich Republican is some guy named Perry from Texas, from Houston. He's a developer. He gave a hundred thousand dollars to the effort. Compare that to George Soros' 15 to 20 million. There's not one bit of criticism of George Soros in the mainstream press, but this poor guy from Houston is being tarred and feathered as a rich Republican operative. A hundred grand versus 15 to 20 million"
FReegards...MUD
hehe ! I understand. I just don't like to wait in line for 2 hours to vote, which
has happened to me in times past. I think it's better than it used to be, but still
45 minutes to an hour is time I can better spend doing something else.Besides, if I'm in a car wreck and killed between early voting and election
day, I can die knowing my vote will still be counted, LOL !! :^D
When I hit the voting booth on my way into work, I can usually get in and out of there in ten minutes, but if it was a coupla hours, heck yeah I'd vote absentee.
FReegards...MUD
"Cowardly Bill"
(To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page...
"FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim (6/24/1999)
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