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Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"
The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim


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To: Cyber-Band

A letter from my Representative (DeputyWhip Eric Cantor)...

August 4, 2004

The Mudboy Slim Family
1234 XXXXX Drive
Richmond, Virginia

Dear Mudboy Family:

Congress has begun its Summer District Work Period, and I wanted to takethis opportunity to update you on the War on Terrorism, the September 11th Commission Report, and our strengthened economy.

War on Terrorism

On September 11th, 2001, nineteen men and four planes changed a nation of millions. In addition to being a terrible tragedy and the largest attack ever on the
American mainland, it was a wake-up call to all Americans. In that one day, our illusion of safety and security was shattered and the dangers to us posed by terrorists and the regimes that supported them were thrust
forward from the shadows, exposing our vulnerabilities and the gravity of the terrorist threat.

Since that fateful day when those planes crashed in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania, Congress has taken many steps to ensure our safety. A primary step was the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, which monitors threats to our nation and protects our homeland from attack. In addition to developing an infrastructure to prevent attacks in the United States, the primary reason why the American people are safer than they were three years ago is because this administration is committed to combating terrorism at its source, preventing it from reaching the United States. By following a strategy of working with friends and allies and promoting democracy as we fight terror abroad, we are making the world safer for all Americans and the global community. We are working in conjunction with the United Nations, NATO, the International Atomic Energy Agency and other individual nations in the fight for global security.

And we are succeeding. The Middle East has changed for the better, as two countries have been liberated and three have changed their agendas due to our foreign policy. The Taliban regime, which was the most repressive in modern history, supported terrorists and allowed Afghanistan to be used as a breeding ground for terror, was overthrown and replaced by a democratic regime. Afghan President Hamid Karzai is committed to holding free and fair
elections in his country this fall.

Americans are also safer because of the war in Iraq. Saddam Hussein posed a grave threat to American and global security. A tyrannical dictator, he had a history of aggression, including invading two countries and bombing
a third. He harbored and funded terrorists, used chemical weapons against Iran and the Kurds in his own country, and he was outwardly in pursuit of weapons of mass destruction. He refused to comply with 17 United Nations
resolutions and was hostile to the U.S. and other western powers. By removing Hussein from power, as well as capturing him and bringing him to trial for his crimes, the U.S. eliminated the possibility that Iraq could
use WMDs today and the possibility that Saddam's brutal regime could do so in the future.

In addition, by imposing regime change in Iraq, the United States sent a message to the world that we will not tolerate those who seek to terrorize us. And the world was listening -- just weeks after the invasion of Iraq,
Libya announced that it was discontinuing its nuclear program, a decision that is invaluable to maintaining global stability and preventing nuclear war.

Over the past three years, the Bush administration has repeatedly met the challenges posed by the post-9/11 era. By promoting democracy, engaging in multinational
coalitions, and defeating terror at its source, the administration is transforming the Middle East and making the world a safer place.

September 11th Commission Recommendations

I welcomed the September 11th Commission report and agree with its conclusion that our homeland is safer today, but we are not yet safe. I am working with the President and my House colleagues to examine the Commission's recommendation and to use them to develop a plan for further action. Addressing the President's plan for the establishment of a National Intelligence Director and a National Counterterrorism Center will require Congress and the Administration to roll up their sleeves, and I stand ready to assist the President in his initiatives.

As evidenced by this week's increase in threat level, cold-blooded terrorists are still determined to wreak havoc in the U.S. and our interests around the world. Staying on the offense is the right strategy for our nation's safety.

The U.S. Economy is Surging: Tax Cuts Are the Reason

Following the enactment of pro-growth tax policies in 2001, 2002, and 2003, the U.S. economy is booming and consumer confidence is rising. Since the summer of 2003, the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) has expanded at
the fastest pace in nearly twenty years. The inflation-adjusted after-tax income earned by Americans increased at a 4.9 percent annual rate in the first quarter of 2004, faster than its annual pace since 1999. Inflation has remained low and, despite a recent increase, is still well within the range that economists consider stable. Job growth is up and unemployment remains down.

The consensus forecast among private economists is for strong economic growth to continue through 2004 and remain above the long term trend through 2005. Inflation is expected to remain low, and growth in the industrial production sector is expected to outpace overall economic
growth.

Business investment has been stimulated by the bonus depreciation and the 2003 reduction in capital gains and dividend tax rate provisions. The recession of 2001 was led by the bursting of an investment bubble in the late 1990s. Timely tax policy has fueled the rebound in
investment.

You may be assured that I will continue to support legislation and initiatives that strengthen our national security and economic security during my tenure in Congress.

For your convenience, you can sign up to receive further information from me on issues important to the 7th District at http://cantor.house.gov/updates . Your thoughts and comments are always welcome.

With kind regards, I am

Sincerely,


Eric Cantor
Member of Congress


161 posted on 08/11/2004 1:29:28 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Hey Mud!!

I don't care about the cost, I'll get a copy of that tape, or my name isn't George "W"!! :-)

Sure would have loved to get to Innsbrook tonight, but I got home too late from work.


162 posted on 08/11/2004 5:13:33 PM PDT by GeorgeW23225 (Liberals really aren*t bad people. It*s just that they know so much that simply ISN*T true!!)
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To: GeorgeW23225
Next Wednesday is Boston...hope you can make it.

FReegards...MUD

163 posted on 08/12/2004 10:56:43 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf; Landru; FBD; jla; MeekOneGOP; BraveMan; ForGod'sSake; Happygal; dead
"The Power of John!!"
(parody of "The Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera)
By Kevin L. Kitchens

Tonight it's very clear,
My record's what I fear.
There's so many things
I have to hide
I gotta make up something.
Something that those losers will buy.

Sometimes I just forget,
Say things that contradict.
But everyone knows
that I'm still lying.
I don't wanna lose now.
I could never find a real job.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Married for money.
It's not my S.U.V., but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

I was in Vietnam.
I'm sure you've heard that song.
[I wasn't there fer long?]
Took a camera so they'd believe me.
Faked a few injuries;
Shot a running kid in the back.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
I'll be the hero the left's looking for.
Three purples hearts;
Who cares how I got them, but I
Did it all for the glory of John.

On a dock off of Martha's Vineyard,
Many, many years ago.
Just in time I did save the day:
I kept all the drowning hamsters safe.

I am the man who will fabricate honor.
Flipping and flopping, which one you voting for?
Vote for John Kerry;
Though like Lurch I'm scary, but I
Do it all for the glory of John.

So what I'm a liar
And my pants are on fire, but I
Do it all for the glory of John...

Ooo ooo ooo ooo.

I did it for for John...
I do it all for John...
Teresa's like my mom...
She loves her little John...

© 2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved

Good stuff, Newbie...MUD

164 posted on 08/12/2004 4:36:38 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are BarbStreisand!!"

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWing~hahh~ah-ohh!!

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are One and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

FReegards...MUD


165 posted on 08/12/2004 4:41:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Cool beans! Now I have to get that song out of my head!!! :)


166 posted on 08/12/2004 4:43:01 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf (Christian First, American Second)
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To: Mia T; Mudboy Slim
See #164, it's pretty good, especially if you are familar with the song and can sing along in your head.

And #165 ain't too shabby either!

167 posted on 08/12/2004 5:26:25 PM PDT by jla (http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/memorial_fund.asp)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Congressman Cantor is a good man.


168 posted on 08/12/2004 5:28:45 PM PDT by jla (http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/memorial_fund.asp)
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To: jla; Mudboy Slim

bump!


169 posted on 08/12/2004 5:47:19 PM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mudboy Slim

MUD on the flute? This I gotta hear . . .


170 posted on 08/12/2004 8:45:22 PM PDT by BraveMan
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To: Landru; Jeff Head; joanie-f; Common Tator; M. Thatcher; Ragtime Cowgirl; jla; FBD; dead
"Holy God is Right!!"
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")

Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left.
Kerry lies to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATS don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATS're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATS ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!

Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down...when they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm...
George "Dubyuh" Bush shall devolve Power...and the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!

FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do...
RATS don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's gone...
Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US FReepers'll git what we deserve!!"
Hanoi John, he's LYIN'!! Kerry committed war crimes!!
RATS been takin' but ain't been earnin'...Right's been leeched upon fer long time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!

Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...

Mudboy Slim

171 posted on 08/12/2004 9:57:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: BraveMan
It's actually an Irish Whistle...I've got Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See?" down pretty well, but I've got some practicin' to do before I knock out the intro to "Stairway to Heaven"!!

LOL...MUD

172 posted on 08/12/2004 10:04:14 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: jla; Corin Stormhands; P8riot; Flora McDonald; iceskater; EricC; Michael G.
"Congressman Cantor is a good man."

Yes he is...however, we need to pick out a fundraiser to check out so as to give him a little more advice on how the House can be used to help nudge Dubyuh to the Right on domestic issues!! Keep yer eyes peeled fer an appropriate venue fer us to corner him...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

173 posted on 08/12/2004 10:07:38 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: jla
"See #164, it's pretty good"

I thought so, too...I can't really recall the tune that well and don't have the song in my CD collection, but he did a good job on the lyrics.

FReegards...MUD

174 posted on 08/12/2004 10:09:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: jla; Mudboy Slim

I got that same note from Mr. Cantor.
He seems to be working hard.


175 posted on 08/13/2004 6:33:45 AM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: iceskater

Yep...but he needs to be part of the House's Conservative Cadre that forces Dubyuh's domestic policy to the Right!!

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

Mudboy Slim (12/13/2002)


176 posted on 08/13/2004 9:37:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: kristinn
Good Letter to the Editor in the Washington Compost!!

"The Aug. 12 editorial did not mention one charge that gives credence to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth: that Sen. John F. Kerry lied when he repeatedly stated that he was on a mission in Cambodia on Christmas Day, 1968. In a floor speech in the Senate on March 17, 1986, Mr. Kerry said the memory of being in Cambodia that day was "seared" in him.

Now that he has been challenged on that by his fellow officers, Mr. Kerry, through a spokesman, says his seared memory is now a "mistaken recollection" and he's not sure where he was that day. His fellow officers say that they and he were 50 miles away at Sa Dec on the Mekong River. Mr. Kerry has been proven to have spoken falsely about one major aspect of his service that he has used to score political points. Rather than pointing an accusatory finger at Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, The Post should give Mr. Kerry's record the thorough vetting Americans need before they decide this year's presidential contest.

KRISTINN TAYLOR
Washington

FReegards...MUD

177 posted on 08/13/2004 9:42:14 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: dead; TEXOKIE; Mr. Jenkins; Angelwood; tgslTakoma; kristinn; sauropod; Taxman; stand watie

"Got Sky Above and MUD Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams piss-liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" DemLeftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...Thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuhWhore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these Democrats they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
FEAR my Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's THUGS were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )8^D!!
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Mudboy Slim's Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton In Chains...RATS Love Slick MORE!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We Celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)


178 posted on 08/14/2004 5:29:20 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Kid Rock's "Where You At Rock"

Bitch

Where you at Rock, where you at

[Answering Machine:] Beep
You fucking ass f***ing hole
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Where the f*** are you
You f***ing love me?
Yeah mother f***ing right
Where the f*** are you? What are you doing?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
F***ing some groupie bitch
Goodbye
F*** Off
You know what I hope your f***ing d*** f***ing falls off
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
And when it does, maybe you'll have some mother f***ing time for me
You f***ing a$$hole
Don't call me no more
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Don't call
Don't beg
Don't call
Nothing at all, bye

(Where you at Rock, where you at)

[Answering Machine:] Beep
Yo Rock it's Carp
Ahh where you at man?
It's about 3 o'clock here in New York
I guess it's about 8 o'clock in London
Ahh your supposed to be at Abby Road finishing lyrics
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
I just got a call from one of these guys and he mentioned that you would
Ahh that you were thinking about going to Amsterdam
Which I just wanted to let you know that if you were pondering that
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
That it is not a good idea
We have matchering in three days
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Ahh just remind you
I'm at the office, see ya

(Where you at Rock, where you at)

[Answering Machine:] Beep
Where you at rock, where you at
Bobby where are you?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
It's Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock
You know I did ask you to be at 3
You promised me you'd be here
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
Were having a special party for the whole family
It's Father's Day and I'm really upset
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
You know, we planned this whole thing around you
Well Father's Day was the other day and yet you couldn't make it
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
So we made this whole party around you
Now where the hell are ya?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
I'm really gettin a little heated
Please call me right back, now

(Where you at Rock, where you at)

Answering Machine: Beep
Rock, it's Kracker
What the f*** are you doing?
(Where you at Rock, where you at)
I'm at the Tellstar
This ghetto a$$ f***in place with four smokin a$$ three bitches
Ready to turn them the f*** out
You were supposed to be here forty minutes ago
What the f*** are you doin?
Ah call me back ah...

[The phone is picked up by Kid Rock]

[Rock:] Yo, Yo, Yo
[Kracker:] Hey
[Rock:] Hey
[Kracker:] What the f*** are you doin?
[Rock:] Yo, yo, I'll be right, I'll be right there
[Kracker:] Aight
[Rock:] See ya
[Kracker:] Peace

Uh, I grew a herding cattle
I got more rhymes than heroin in Seattle
You wanna battle with the Rock quit frontin
I'll spit on your a$$ and then tell you that you ain't nothin
Grab your honey and your beer and I'll break South
Take your money then I'll tell ya get the hell out
I'll put your head out, this is my night
How ya gonna step with Rock when I got the mic
I shot the sheriff and the deputy too
Paid off the feds now its all about my crew
What you hoes wanna do
One at a time or all at once I'll still roll through your whole crew
Like a south bound trucker
Hoss and mother f***ers take shorts
Mother f***ers take a loss
And when you step with your anger
I'm like the robot from lost in space (Danger Danger)
I give a warning but if you don't take it
I'll put my arm around your neck like we're cool then I'll break it
It's all real cop a feel from my steel
Here's the deal when I say clap your hands like a seal
Or better yet give respect where it's earned
You'll eat me up I'm like a hot pepper and you might get burned
You took a turn for the worst
Walked up in my face rode away in a hurse
Now how you gonna front on that
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at

Where you at Rock, where you at
Over here to the rear with your girl the fourties of beer
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over there with the bad attitude cause I just don't care
Where you at Rock, where you at, Uh
Where you at Rock, where you at

One-two and it don't stop
Three-Four and it don't quit
One-two and it don't stop

From the depths of hell to God's right hand side
I'm what's left of the get paid, self made pride
I'll step in stride, I'm raw as cow hide
My first LP is still sellin that ain't no Jive
Am I the chosen one
Some people ain't getttin where I'm comin from
Or where I'm goin to stand back
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at

Where you at Rock, where you at
Over here to the rear with the fourties of beer
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over there with the bad attitude cause I just don't care
Where you at Rock, where you at, Uh...Uh
Where you at Rock, where you at
Rock the house Yooooooooooo
Come On

And I'll be the long haired wizard with the lazy eye
Ask the ladies and they'll tell ya that I'm crazy fly
I'm steppin to the mic like a soldier bro
I hate to sound like a dick but I told ya so hoe
Old Crow and a soul full of desperation
I'm rockin up on the mic with no consideration
For you're church or you're family
Ayn Rand couldn't stand me so she banned me
I'm like a dandy lion Jack
You can cut me down and then I'll pop right back
And attack from the back like a great white
I'm not down with the scrappin but I'm down for the gun fight
Behind my back talkin shit
But when I front your ass you wanna act like a little bitch
Keep on and get your ass macked
Kid Rock's in the house that's where I'm at

Where you at Rock, where you at
Over here to the rear with the fourties of beer
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over there with the bad attitude cause I just don't care
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over here, Over here, Uh, Over Here
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over there with the bad attitude cause I just don't care

Where you at Rock, where you at
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Where you at Rock, where you at
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over here, Over here, Uh, Over Here
Where you at Rock, where you at
Over there with the bad attitude cause I just don't care
Where you at Rock, where you at

Pre...MUD


179 posted on 08/14/2004 7:12:49 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: The Scourge of Yazid; HenryLeeII; yankhater; Landru; jla; FBD; rwfromkansas

Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod"

I am the bullgod...I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you

I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam
In the Carhart flannel and dusty jeans baby
I never was cool with James Dean
But I be hanging tough with my man Jim Beam
I swing low like a chimp
Back in 86 man I was seein a shrink
But now I'm humble and I can only think
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp
So ask no questions and I'll tell no lies
I got big ole pupils and blood shot eyes
I'm on the brink if you know what I mean
And a twelve step program couldn't keep me clean
Cause I'm the bullgod you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The T-O-P to the D-O-G
Or the P-O-T to the G-O-D
And I'm trippin
Said I'm trippin

I am the bullgod...I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you

A lot of people poke fun and that's alright
But when I start pokin back they get all uptight...Huh
You can't cap with the master son
So sit your ass down before I blast ya one
Cause I'm so greasy you can call me mud
And I feel a little Hank runnin through my blood
I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts
You can bet all day but I can't be bought
Uh Break it up let's tie one on
I gotta get set to go and cut the lawn
So I grab my walkman but before I cut
I go behind the garage and fire it up
Cause I'm the bullgod you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The T-O-P to the D-O-G
Or the P-O-T to the G-O-D
And I'm trippin
Said I'm trippin

I am the bullgod...I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm forsaken...yeah

You ain't nothing

Yeah yeah yeah
Come on get em up
Come on get em up
Come on get em up

I am the bullgod...I am free
And I feed on all that is forsaken
I am the bullgod...I am free
And I feed on all that is

I get a feeling of peace, from a low so high
As I sit in my chair and watch life go by
These thoughts I have can't mold to sense
Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense
Born and raised in the outer lands
And at times you can say I'm outta hand
I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run
Everytime that paper hits my tongue
And sometimes it seems so odd
When my veins are popping and I'm on the nod
I am the bullgod you understand
And here in my head is my master plan

Uh I'm gonna get you
I see through you
I'm gonna get you
I see through you

Pre...MUD


180 posted on 08/14/2004 7:20:07 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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