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DFU SONG: Forever in Blue Jeans (John Kerry is Blue Sperm - worse than the Dukakis tank photo)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/27/2004 9:05:14 AM PDT by doug from upland

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To: doug from upland

Thank you for the special ping.
I have bookmarked your other thread from last night.
These are KEEPERS Doug.


21 posted on 07/27/2004 9:58:37 AM PDT by onyx (The FRENCH capitulate. Are you FRENCH or GOP? BUSH/CHENEY '04.)
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To: San Jacinto

he's crawling out of Michael Moore's whale ass.


22 posted on 07/27/2004 9:59:05 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: doug from upland

All right, Rush. Talking about Kerry looking like a sperm and mentioning Woody Allen movie.


23 posted on 07/27/2004 10:13:09 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

You are right about the internet, still I do not think it beats the tank Dukakis actually planned this as a campaign event, I just do not see how anything can beat that, but who knows.


24 posted on 07/27/2004 12:52:21 PM PDT by THE MODERATE
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To: doug from upland
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

SOMEONE FROM NASA LEAKED THE PHOTO!

25 posted on 07/27/2004 4:08:40 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Here is what a real leader looks like when he visits NASA ---


26 posted on 07/27/2004 4:15:25 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: LoneRangerMassachusetts
I looked all over. You found the picture. Good going.


27 posted on 07/27/2004 6:38:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
KERRY SHOVES BACK
28 posted on 07/27/2004 6:47:40 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Dateline: Kennedy Space Center July 27, 2004

In a whirlwind tour of the Kennedy Space Center, on the eve of his acceptance of his party's nomination for President, Democratic candidate John Kerry, in a spur-of-the-moment decision, decided to show his versatality and multi-tasking ability, by turning his NASA visit into a demonstration of how he is concerned with several issues in his campaign; stem-cell research, increasing costs of senior citizen's prescription drugs and NASA space exploration.

Not being content with addressing the concerns of senior citizen's complaints of the increased costs of prescription medications, candidate Kerry decided, instead, to tackle the concerns of advocates for natural health, which he perceives will win him the Green Nader votes.

Therefore, in a stroke of genius which took his campaign staff by total surprise, presidential hopeful Kerry allowed himself to be photographed emerging from a NASA clean room, dressed as a stem cell, while receiving a high colonic.

29 posted on 07/28/2004 12:24:48 AM PDT by Boomer Geezer (God Bless ALL of our military and Vets -- past and present!)
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To: THE MODERATE
"It does not beat the tank because it was not televised, I doubt anything can beat the tank but who knows." Kerry's conspiratorial protest helps it beat the tank. It was like throwing gasoline on a fire. As if this man didn't have enough problems: flipping off a veteran in front of school kids at the Vietnam Memorial, his nutty wife, his lame running-mate, the flip-flop flak, the Flipper moment, the skiing incident, the bicycle incident.... He's a goofball.
30 posted on 07/29/2004 2:05:30 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ernest's remark about the the Sloppy Sock Berglar: Soxgate and Sexgate equals Suxgate.)
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To: doug from upland
I like the animated version better, where KerryOkie is movin' and a groovin' to yer lyrics...

He such a Kerryicature of himself it's impossible not to mock him.

31 posted on 07/29/2004 2:18:56 AM PDT by Syncro
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