[Liz]

RATHER: " Let me get this straight. You got paid $10M for this piece of trash book."

CLINTON: "That's right Dan. Those liberal publishers are suckers for punishment."

[ontos-on]

RATHER: "This reminds me of my interview with Saddam."

CLINTON: "Put some ice on it."

[LisaMalia]

Oh, this one is too easy (with Rather holding his fingers, as in measuring something). So, I will let someone else do the honors!

[The G Man]

Caption 1:
Rather: "So Mr President, you would describe how much concern and attention you gave to al Qaeda as 'this much', is that correct?"

Caption 2:
Rather: "Now Ms Lewinsky indicates that 'your package' is a little on the small side ... approximately 'this big'"

[bad company]

Hey, don't I know you.......You sold me a used car once.

[atomicpossum]

CLINTON: "I'm sorry, Dan, but nobody loves me more than me."

RATHER: "Oh, let me disagree, Mr. President, I love you so very, very much."

[bad company]

So you're saying you were "this close" to putting your foot down over all this terrorism?

[bad company]

So you say you're a "little" teapot short and stout.

[MadIvan]

RATHER: "Just like Geraldo, I'd like to give you a big hug, Mr. President."

CLINTON: "All right, but only ya'll at CBS buy enough books to prevent it getting remaindered."

Regards, Ivan

[LowCountryJoe]

"Well Bill, you know those damn right-wingers were trying to railroad you. I mean you only told a small little lie during the Paula Jones case. What goes on in the Oval Office is none of the public's business."

[keysguy]

Rather, reportedly, has several sets of monogrammed knee pads from Bubba.

[Dawgmeister]

So, Hillary is credited with coining the term, "Wee Willie's Winkie?".

[MadIvan]

RATHER: "There are those who might say that you were a teeny, tiny bit responsible for allowing terrorism to flourish. The USS Cole incident for example...."

CLINTON: "Do you need another lesson from Madam Hillary involving the cat o'nine tails there, Dan?"

RATHER: "No, Evil Master! I mean, Mr. President!"

Regards, Ivan

[ohiobushman]

Rather: "My next question Saddam,er.. I mean Bill,do you like me?"

[Piquaboy]

Rather: Pull my finger!

[jamfull]

Bill, wasn't it really you and Hillary and NOT Jesus who walked on the water?

[weegee]

Dan Ratherbiased: "Is this about the angle of the hook in your, well you know?"

Bubba Jeff: "You really want to see it, Danny, don't you?"

[RJL]

Rather: Bill, you never sent me my presidential kneepads. I earned them, and I continue to earn them today and everyday.

Do you have a Kleenex? Something spilled on by blue suit.

[ChadGore]

[doug from upland]

From the archives of three years ago. Neither of these scumbags will ever change who they are.

MIDI - ANNIE'S SONG (Danny's Song)

You fill up the airwaves with left wing CBS-ing
We can no longer take it…it is time you are done
For the RATS you’re cheerleader…and you don’t even hide it
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

You claim Clinton’s honest…have you been hibernating
He’s a perjuring scumbag…whose name’s lower than dung
Is it true that your head’s kept…where the sun’s never shining
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

Bill bit and raped Broaddrick…but it wasn’t newsworthy
So you chose to ignore it…what a tale you’ve spun
If your daughter were victim…would you get off your kneepads
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

You claim Clinton’s honest…have you been hibernating
He’s a perjuring scumbag…whose name’s lower than dung
Is it true that your head’s kept…where the sun’s never shining
It’s time the producer…brings back Connie Chung

[wolicy_ponk]