Posted on 06/20/2004 5:20:49 AM PDT by Liz
Caption this pic of Rather and x42 chatting about Clinton's (gag) book.
RATHER: "So you told Monica to get under your desk and then you'd talk about getting her a better job."
CLINTON: "You got that right, Dan. Man, I never saw a woman move that fast in all my life. She was on her knees in three seconds flat. Heheh. Did I say flat? "
" You wanna gimme a hug? Oh, waitll I change into somethig
more comfortable, Danny boy..... "Tee hee. This is the real me."
So, Hillary is credited with coining the term, "Wee Willie's Winkie?".
CLINTON: "Do you need another lesson from Madam Hillary involving the cat o'nine tails there, Dan?"
RATHER: "No, Evil Master! I mean, Mr. President!"
Regards, Ivan
Caption #2: Monica kept insisting that this is 9 inches...
Rather: "My next question Saddam,er.. I mean Bill,do you like me?"
Rather: Pull my finger!
Clinton: Um, better wipe your chin, Dan.
Bill, wasn't it really you and Hillary and NOT Jesus who walked on the water?
WHAT A HILLBILLY
Dan Ratherbiased: "Is this about the angle of the hook in your, well you know?"
Bubba Jeff: "You really want to see it, Danny, don't you?"
Rather: Bill, you never sent me my presidential kneepads. I earned them, and I continue to earn them today and everyday.
Do you have a Kleenex? Something spilled on by blue suit.
MIDI - ANNIE'S SONG (Danny's Song)
You fill up the airwaves with left wing CBS-ing
We can no longer take it
it is time you are done
For the RATS youre cheerleader
and you dont even hide it
Its time the producer
brings back Connie Chung
You claim Clintons honest
have you been hibernating
Hes a perjuring scumbag
whose names lower than dung
Is it true that your heads kept
where the suns never shining
Its time the producer
brings back Connie Chung
Bill bit and raped Broaddrick
but it wasnt newsworthy
So you chose to ignore it
what a tale youve spun
If your daughter were victim
would you get off your kneepads
Its time the producer
brings back Connie Chung
You claim Clintons honest
have you been hibernating
Hes a perjuring scumbag
whose names lower than dung
Is it true that your heads kept
where the suns never shining
Its time the producer
brings back Connie Chung
DR: "Your book comes to some 970 pages, about this thick .... Now isn't that longer than your ______"
LOL....the Lewisnky "statement" was "loaded" with, ah, meaning.
CLINTON: "Danny boy I feel for ya, Dan Hewitt, Andy Rooney, and the rest of the horny guys. Not to worry. I'll call the Hotsy Totsy Escort Service. Man when they say "service" they mean "service." We'll get some hot babes up here in a minute. "
RATHER: "Thanks Bill....and, don't forget, Andy Rooney likes 'em young with lots of stamina.......it takes the old geezer awhile.....young babes are the only thing that gets his juices flowing."
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