CAPTION THIS (Clinton and Rather)

6/20/04

[Liz]

Caption this pic of Rather and x42 chatting about Clinton's (gag) book.

RATHER: "So you told Monica to get under your desk and then you'd talk about getting her a better job."

CLINTON: "You got that right, Dan. Man, I never saw a woman move that fast in all my life. She was on her knees in three seconds flat. Heheh. Did I say flat? "

[Liz]

RATHER: " Let me get this straight. You got paid $10M for this piece of trash book."

CLINTON: "That's right Dan. Those liberal publishers are suckers for punishment."

[ontos-on]

RATHER: "This reminds me of my interview with Saddam."

CLINTON: "Put some ice on it."

[LisaMalia]

Oh, this one is too easy (with Rather holding his fingers, as in measuring something). So, I will let someone else do the honors!

[The G Man]

Caption 1:
Rather: "So Mr President, you would describe how much concern and attention you gave to al Qaeda as 'this much', is that correct?"

Caption 2:
Rather: "Now Ms Lewinsky indicates that 'your package' is a little on the small side ... approximately 'this big'"

[bad company]

Only this big......really?

[Liz]

ROTFL.........man that's good.

[bad company]

Hey, don't I know you.......You sold me a used car once.

[Liz]

CLINTON: "A little smaller than that, Dan."

RATHER: "Oh, so it's about this big?"

[rube]

You know...when I was younger I came this close to getting laid once, too.

[atomicpossum]

CLINTON: "I'm sorry, Dan, but nobody loves me more than me."

RATHER: "Oh, let me disagree, Mr. President, I love you so very, very much."

[bad company]

So you're saying you were "this close" to putting your foot down over all this terrorism?

[Liz]

CLINTON: "Them stupid voters? I sold 'em a '59 Studebaker and told 'em, it was a Cadilac."

[JesseHousman]

"When you inserted that cigar, was it lit?"

[bad company]

So you say you're a "little" teapot short and stout.

[Liz]

CLINTON: " That close, huh? Man, you should come to Arkansas. The girls there are easy pickin's. Dan, alls you have to do is tell 'em to kiss it. "

[LowCountryJoe]

...So, I will let someone else do the honors!

No kidding Bill?...that much of the cigar, you say?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Bill: That one nasty comb-over, Danny.
Dan: Stick it !

[MadIvan]

RATHER: "Just like Geraldo, I'd like to give you a big hug, Mr. President."

CLINTON: "All right, but only ya'll at CBS buy enough books to prevent it getting remaindered."

Regards, Ivan

[LowCountryJoe]

Damn it! That'll teach me to not scroll down and see the rest of the replies before posting. Seriously, I didn't see your post first and I feel pretty cheesy now.

[LowCountryJoe]

"Well Bill, you know those damn right-wingers were trying to railroad you. I mean you only told a small little lie during the Paula Jones case. What goes on in the Oval Office is none of the public's business."