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Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)
Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: celebrity; decadence; decadenceofthewest; hollywood; hollywoodsmorals; hollywoodsvalues; idolofthewest; madonna; popculture; popstar; queenofpop; sexuallydiseased; skank; slut; stdfactory; tramp
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To: Just mythoughts

more like whore of babylon...


161 posted on 06/18/2004 11:16:43 AM PDT by hope (What side are the democrats on, America's???)
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To: Bluntpoint
I love this hour of the day! It is when the caretakers let the "patients" have an entire hour at the computer!

Be quite mye our iz almozt up u r wastinge gud computer spaze

162 posted on 06/18/2004 11:22:28 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: King David
"A glittering jewel of colossal ignorance" -- Rush Limbaugh moments ago.

Right on, Rushbo!

163 posted on 06/18/2004 11:24:07 AM PDT by beyond the sea (anyone who says he can see through women is missing alot)
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To: Badeye
"We the People" by definiton are lumped together, despite the ongoing war on accuracy being perpetrated by the mainstream media.

And yet, when I show the the actual transcript from the session, you refuse to believe it.

l'm in denial? Who is intentially overlooking the eveidence here?

I am the one admitting that the commission reached the wrong conclusion. You are trying to blame the newspaper for what the commission concluded.

Tell me, oh wise sage who obviously has the power to look into the hearts and souls of individuals and "know" what they truly mean better than they do, how should the headline have been written?

164 posted on 06/18/2004 11:28:46 AM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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To: sharktrager

I think our friend Mr.666 has returned to his rubber room for the day.


165 posted on 06/18/2004 11:47:47 AM PDT by EggsAckley (........John Kerry: The talking Barbie of the 21st Century.........)
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To: King David

I guess she will be conferring with Katherine Harris on finding strength in the biblical role of Queen Esther.

Not!!!!


166 posted on 06/18/2004 11:50:12 AM PDT by torchthemummy (Florida 2000: There Would Have Been No 5-4 Without A 7-2)
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To: MEGoody
Can we make fun of the name Lourdes?

Well, of course you can. But I know more than one woman named Lourdes. The name is not that uncommon.

167 posted on 06/18/2004 11:53:45 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lady Eileen
"Women make both the manners and the morals of a people. Neither rises higher than the gauge which women set in a community... Where a woman has bad manners, it always has in it an element of vulgarity which is more painful than it could be in a man. The result will be a society hopelessly vulgarized...with no end but to sink in an ever deeper abyss of vulgarity." -- Thomas Nelson Page, 1911.

Excellent quote!

168 posted on 06/18/2004 12:11:34 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: Tall_Texan
Few things are more pathetic than a 40-year-old still crying out for attention and willing to do anything to get it.

I knew that sounded too young. I just checked the IMDb. Born August 16, 1958. She will be 46 in August.

169 posted on 06/18/2004 12:21:44 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: my_pointy_head_is_sharp
The gorgeous Esther Williams!


170 posted on 06/18/2004 12:50:05 PM PDT by Feiny (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Badeye

That is hilarious!
And so true.
I'm a 39 yr. old female and I feel the crisis coming on.


IMO, she should change her name to "Fester", not Ester because she is a "festering" pustule on the butt of humanity. Didn't like her in the 80's and my opinion has not changed.


171 posted on 06/18/2004 12:55:50 PM PDT by Muzzle_em
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To: my_pointy_head_is_sharp

I was generalizing.


172 posted on 06/18/2004 1:34:15 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (Ronald Reagan - Greatest President of the 20th Century.)
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To: EggsAckley; Truth666
I mentioned before that she played some KEY roles. One of them was the same as the Clintons. BTW, nobody had a guess so far about what that similar role was ...

BINGO! You're talking about her playing the role of EVITA!

Boy. Are you off track

Think: Clinton>China>Shangai Surprise>Madonna>Sean Penn>Kevin Bacon>Mystic River

Need I continue?

173 posted on 06/18/2004 5:38:07 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth")
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To: Truth666
hint : just try to find another "Madonna" aged over 40 ...)

I actually did know a girl named Madonna when I was a kid.She'd be 43 now.She also was built like a refridgerator and had a mug to match.

174 posted on 06/18/2004 5:55:23 PM PDT by Uncle Meat
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To: Oztrich Boy

Um, no. You're making just about as little sense as Mr.666. Are you his rubber-roommate?

Seriously, the whole consipracy suggested here is pretty silly, and all anyone on this thread wants/wanted was a straight answer from Mr.666.

Rhetorical game-playing just isn't working here.


175 posted on 06/18/2004 5:57:05 PM PDT by EggsAckley (........John Kerry: The talking Barbie of the 21st Century.........)
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To: Badeye

If she was a guy all she had to do was buy a Corvette.


176 posted on 06/18/2004 7:34:47 PM PDT by Iberian
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Loved her character.


177 posted on 06/18/2004 7:36:50 PM PDT by Iberian
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To: mhking

bttt


178 posted on 06/19/2004 2:58:42 AM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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To: EggsAckley

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=%22straight+answer+from+Mr.666%22

June 19, ©2004 Google - Searching 4,285,199,774 web pages and none found - may be tomorrow, if THIS page is added to those 4.2 billions ...


179 posted on 06/19/2004 3:42:33 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: null and void

the "Whore of Babylon"- But this one DID found one page
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=when+the+end+shall+come+%3A+straight+answer+from+Mr.666++about+the+whore+of+Babylon&btnG=Search


180 posted on 06/19/2004 4:16:50 AM PDT by Truth666
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