One of out two thousand? So, in Franken's audience, that translates to approximately .5 people...
Posted on 06/10/2004 7:12:11 AM PDT by mhking
One of out two thousand? So, in Franken's audience, that translates to approximately .5 people...
That's about as clever as "Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot."
Franken has zero talent.
He caught a wave on Saturday Night Live, through no fault of his own, and has been basking in the rapidly attenuating afterglow ever since.
The ending of Edmund Spenser, "The Faerie Queene," Bk III. Two lovers are joined after many travails and become like a hermaphrodite:
Lightly he clipt her twixt his armes twaine,
And streightly did embrace her body bright,
Her body, late the prison of sad paine,
Now the sweet lodge of loue and deare delight:
But she faire Lady ouercommen quight
Of huge affection, did in pleasure melt,
And in sweete rauishment pourd out her spright:
No word they spake, nor earthly thing they felt,
But like two senceles stocks in long embracement dwelt.
Had ye them seene, ye would haue surely thought,
That they had beene that faire Hermaphrodite,
Which that rich Romane of white marble wrought,
And in his costly Bath causd to bee site:
So seemd those two, as growne together quite,
That Britomart halfe enuying their blesse,
Was much empassiond in her gentle sprite,
And to her selfe oft wisht like happinesse,
In vaine she wisht, that fate n'ould let her yet possesse.
Thus doe those louers with sweet counteruayle,
Each other of loues bitter fruit despoile.
But now my teme begins to faint and fayle,
All woxen weary of their iournall toyle:
Therefore I will their sweatie yokes assoyle,
At this same furrowes end, till a new day:
And ye faire swayns, after your long turmoyle,
Now cease your worke, and at your pleasure play:
Now cease your worke; to morrow is an holy day.
Some make themselves into hermaphrodites by choice using various accoutrements of a plastic nature. That's really his demographic.
I listened to Franken the first 2 days of Air America.
He was so 'unfunny' that even his female cohost sounded embarrassed as she sort of chuckled at his 'unfunny' jokes and comments.
I listened 1 hour each of his first 2 days. That was all I could taken.
This is indeed very typical of liberal lack of responsibility. It's all just a joke when anyone questions a liberal. What's your problem? Can't you take a joke? Conservatives are such hot-heads... blah, blah, blah. Ah but question a conservative for lose remarks and becomes hate speech.
You have to be careful though, to not split the hermaphrodite vote. Your platform has to appeal to both, uh, ends.
You will never hear Hannity, Limbaugh, Boortz, and other top gun talk show hosts fill air time with other hosts shows or lengthy commentary on other shows.
These hosts have an over abundence of content and matters of importance that they never get to all of it.
Words that can NEVER be used with Liberals:
class
polite
courage
restraint
decency
tolerance
acceptance
love
respect
determination
patriotic
I'll stop there. It's going to take all night.
An unfortunate choice of image, that. As Johnson said about another poet, for that alone he deserves hanging.
"firebrand," usually suggests a large following.
Imagine the horror when Franken's doctor saw he had an asshole at both ends!
Just another example of the cruelty and bigotry which distinguishes liberals from compassionate human beings.
Even when I disagreed with the conclusions that he drew, I always respected the methods he used in arriving at them, but for some reason, over the past few months he has really gone off the reservation.
Don't get me wrong, the man is still a genuine American hero and someone who deserves all the respect in the world, but some of his recent statements have lead me to lump him in with John Loftus when it comes to the general credibility of his military/intelligence assessments.
"Omigawd... Free Republic just posted inarguable medical evidence that I'm a freakin' hermaphrodite -- !"
Notice the terminology: Franken was "forced to apologize"
Not Franken "offered an apology"
Not Franken "expressed regret"
If an apology is "forced"; is it sincere?
Like when your Momma forces you to apologize for calling your sister names?
It was always a mystery to me how anyone found this Harvard-miseducated asshole to be funny in the first place! It just goes to show that the left really has no true sense of humor or wit at all!
> Following a flood on angry email
It must be disheartening for Franken to realize that a sizable portion of his very minuscule audience consists of conservatives keeping him honest.
I'm not a big Hannity fan, but Franken is beneath contempt.
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