It's merely the Nasty Little Clique™, testing our new mind control rays.
Posted on 05/21/2004 10:41:18 AM PDT by XANGEL
WE HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING UNUSUAL RADIO FREQUENCY STATIC ACROSS THE ENTIRE BANDWIDTH HERE IN SOUTH GEORGIA. AM FM TV ALL THE WAY UP THROUGH SHORT-WAVE. HAVE ANY OTHER LOCALS BEEN EXPERIENCING THE SAME DURING THE LAST HOUR - 12:30 PM EST THROUGH 1:30 PM EST? JUST CURIOUS.
NO PROBLEMS HERE IN HOUSTON. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It also appears to be affecting your caps-lock key. :-> :->
On a more serious note, is their a military training op going on in the state? It might be a misconfigured jammer.
Try a tinfoil hat...
sunspots?
Reports near Eglin AFB in Florida say that remote garage door openers are not working due to AF testing.
Post without yelling on the GA board.
South Georgia??? Someone must have forgotten to pay the sunlight bill.
Hold one arm at 48 degrees and the left arm at 37 degrees. Then face north and smile.
I think I was picking up something earlier on my radio:
"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation...
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation...
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control."
End transmission.
Weird stuff.
IS NOTHING ELSE WORKING BUT THE TELETYPE?
Did you know you can use a baby monitor to hear the aliens coordinating their attack? It's true.
Must be them black helicopters we keep hearing so much about.
Alright, don't be silly, or I'll have to come break your guitar.
;-)
MIAMI HERALD, MAY 20, 2004
EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE
RADIOS CAUSING
GARAGE DOOR GLITCH
A new military two-way radio system is keeping garage doors shut in communities near a Florida Panhandle base and residents may have to change the frequencies on their remote-controlled opening devices to make them work.
Homeowners in Niceville, Valparaiso and the Crestview area reported jammed garage door openers during recent testing of the new $5.5 million system at Eglin.
Air Force officials Tuesday said the contractor, Motorola Inc., will try to minimize the problem but they offered no guarantees.
211750ZMAY2004
FM FREERAD CHEYENNE MTN AFS CO
TO ALZOT
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
BT
SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. MULTIPLE LAUNCHES DETECTED FROM DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND, TARGETED ON FREE REPUBLIC.
2. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH RPT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. FREERAD IS DECLARING A CYBERSPACE DEFENSE EMERGENCY AND ORDERING A FULL PACKET STOP.
3. RECOMMEND SETTING ZOTCON ONE AND EVACUATING JIMROB ABOARD FREE REPUBLIC EMERGENCY AIRBORNE COMMAND POST.
4. COMSTRAT RECOMMENDS IMPLEMENTING CYBERZOT PLAN TWO ONE ZEBRA CODENAME "GRAND TOUR," TIMING OPTION ONE.
5. VALHALLA I AM COMING!
6. THE MATADOR! THE MATADOR!//
BT
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LOL! Oh, Mr. Whale, bully!
People of Earth!
This is Barttron!
Commander of the Martian Invasion Force!
We are in control of your planet!
Resistance is useless...
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