Petunia the Patriot :)
I think I just figured out how to protect all of us from jihadis.
Pot-bellied pigs.
Remember those creatures? They were fad pets a few years ago.
We all need to get Pot Bellied Pigs! Give them to the cops to take on patrol! Put one on every airplane! Personal protection pets!
Check the free animal ads, here a couple years ago, the fad started to die out and they were free in every paper (almost)....
Free pot belly pigs.
Pot bellied pigs for everyone!
And printed t-shirts for all, imprinted with the slogan: "This shirt is slathered in bacon grease after having been sewn together with pig intestine thread"
(Well, that might be a bit lengthy for a t-shirt, but you get the drift)
Petunia the Patriot :)
And dogs!