Pot bellied pigs for everyone!
And printed t-shirts for all, imprinted with the slogan: "This shirt is slathered in bacon grease after having been sewn together with pig intestine thread"
(Well, that might be a bit lengthy for a t-shirt, but you get the drift)
Welp, that combined with our new sleeping atire, guarantees our social standing. :) At least we'll be alive. :)