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Caption This Photo:John Kerry and His Manservant.

Posted on 04/28/2004 1:02:36 PM PDT by Redcoat LI

John Kerry,man of the people,and his butler.

"I can't help with policy, I don't do press," said Mr. Nicholson, 32, a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998. "When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: butler; caption; kerry; lurch; manservant; valet
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1 posted on 04/28/2004 1:02:36 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI
Soon Sire, you will bend everyone over like this!
2 posted on 04/28/2004 1:04:20 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Move to your right, Nicholson. I just realized how I can do 2 things at once."
3 posted on 04/28/2004 1:04:59 PM PDT by theDentist (JOHN KERRY never saw a TAX he would not HIKE !)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Please sir, must I be the ironing board again?"
4 posted on 04/28/2004 1:06:39 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("...US Marines have done more for world peace than all the Ben & Jerry's ever made." - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: Redcoat LI

"Relax, Mr. Nicholson...I'm sure Senator Kennedy will use Vaseline this time..."


5 posted on 04/28/2004 1:07:12 PM PDT by Fintan (© 1950)
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To: Redcoat LI
Yet another sheeple takes it in the
back for DemonRAT Presidential
candidate John F'em Ke(rr)y.
6 posted on 04/28/2004 1:07:19 PM PDT by steveegg (Radical Islam has more in common with Islamic populations than the mainstream media has with America)
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To: Redcoat LI
All he needs to do to be perfect is to face forward so that I can rest a beer on him, too.
7 posted on 04/28/2004 1:08:47 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Redcoat LI


"Stop whining, Gilligan! I've got to sign these checks for Lovies' Ladies Auxilliary"
8 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:17 PM PDT by motzman (Remember Pat Tillman- American Hero)
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To: Redcoat LI
Oh- Mah- Goodness!
What an image!
I can't believe it!
9 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:20 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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To: COUNTrecount
"The next round's on me."

Really.

10 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:28 PM PDT by The_Victor
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To: COUNTrecount
Beer? Isn't that a nice glass of Chablis in Ketchup Boy's case?
11 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:42 PM PDT by steveegg (Radical Islam has more in common with Islamic populations than the mainstream media has with America)
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To: Redcoat LI
"a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998."

Under the Kerry administration he'd be named Secretary of State.
12 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:24 PM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Go Toomey Go!!!)
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To: Redcoat LI
Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.
13 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:42 PM PDT by familyofman
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To: Redcoat LI
He is trying to fail. No doubt about it.
14 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:57 PM PDT by TBall
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To: Redcoat LI
As much as I don't like King Kerry, many ordinary people do this. If there is no place to write, get a friend and use their back. Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.
15 posted on 04/28/2004 1:15:46 PM PDT by zahal724
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To: Redcoat LI
If you expect Monica's old job you'll have to do better than that.
16 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:20 PM PDT by hford02 ((Hold your nose and pull the lever on the right))
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To: Redcoat LI

"At least when I worked for Barney Frank, it wasn't quite so public..."

17 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
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To: Redcoat LI
Kerry: "And when we're done here, you may kiss my ass."
18 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:30 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: zahal724
Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.

That's the problem....he has to act.
19 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:03 PM PDT by motzman (Remember Pat Tillman- American Hero)
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To: Redcoat LI
"I don't know where the commoners...er...voters get this idea that we Dems make legislation on the backs of the people. What nerve! Hand me a pen, serf, while I sign this gun control bill."
20 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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