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Have lunch with Bill Clinton and Chevy Chase [BARF ALERT]
charityfolks.com ^ | April 21, 2004 | charityfoks.com

Posted on 04/21/2004 10:32:36 AM PDT by ejdrapes

The Chevy Chase Earth Day Auction
April 22nd - May 6th 2004

Bid to Give and Educate our Children

This Earth Day help Chevy Chase, his Family and his friends save the planet by bidding on these once in a lifetime events and items with proceeds going to The Center for Environmental Education.

0 days, 19 hours, 30 minutes, and 26 seconds left until the auction begins. Highlights Include:

Lunch w/President Clinton & Chevy Chase @ Sylvia’s in Harlem

A Golf Foursome with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase

An Internship with Russell Simmons

A weekend in Boca Raton Florida, with Private Tennis Lesson with Chris Evert

Four VIP tickets & backstage introduction to David Bowie @ Jones Beach, Long Island

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Lunch with Clinton & Chevy Chase

We promise a once in a lifetime opportunity to have lunch with two living legends at a spot that is equally legendary! As the 42nd President of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton led America into the 21st century as he presided over unprecedented economic growth and dramatic social progress. He virtually redefined the role of government for the 21st century and continues to inspire innovative leaders in many nations. Joining him for lunch will be Chevy Chase, who is without a doubt one of the greatest living legends of comedy of all times. He is an uncompromisingly devoted and talented thespian who continues to impact audiences with his amazingly diverse roles. The location for this unique luncheon is Sylvia's in Harlem which for 35 years has been universally crowned as the "Queen of Soul Food" in Harlem. Just imagine the conversation that will be served up over a plate of spicy hot ribs!


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1 posted on 04/21/2004 10:32:38 AM PDT by ejdrapes
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To: ejdrapes
Clinton and Chevy Chase. I'd rather poke my eyes out with burning stakes. By the way, my birthday is tomorrow, April 22nd, and I've been pissed for the last couple of decades that they chose my B'day to have this ridiculous event on.
2 posted on 04/21/2004 10:34:28 AM PDT by Hildy (A kiss is the unborn child knocking at the door.)
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To: ejdrapes
What's the current bid for seeing Chevy fall off a ladder & landing on the Slickster?
3 posted on 04/21/2004 10:35:22 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: ejdrapes
Lunch with a stumbling, bumbling socialist actor whose career has been in the toilet for the past decade...and Chevy Chase. :)
4 posted on 04/21/2004 10:36:02 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
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To: ejdrapes
If they offered "Lunch with Monica Lewinski" they'd get a bigger bid..
5 posted on 04/21/2004 10:38:06 AM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her genes.....any volunteers?)
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To: Hildy
By the way, my birthday is tomorrow, April 22nd, and I've been pissed for the last couple of decades that they chose my B'day to have this ridiculous event on.

Yes, that would definitely suck. ;-)
6 posted on 04/21/2004 10:38:10 AM PDT by Akira (The people have spoken.....the bastards.)
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To: TheBigB

7 posted on 04/21/2004 10:39:09 AM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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To: Hildy
I'd bid on the golf foursome, but Chevy and Bill have to play in-Caddyshack-character. :)
8 posted on 04/21/2004 10:39:54 AM PDT by TheBigB ("If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography -- *this* would be it." -Tom Servo)
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To: ken5050
If they offered "Lunch with Monica Lewinski" they'd get a bigger bid..
Wouldent it be lunch for monica not with monica ?
9 posted on 04/21/2004 10:40:46 AM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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To: ejdrapes
Alternative title: "HAVE LUNCH WITH A PERVERT AND A HAS-BEEN!"
10 posted on 04/21/2004 10:42:45 AM PDT by Lockbar
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To: ejdrapes
How about them giving me $5000 for having to eat (and hold down) my lunch in their presence!

I'd rather bid on the honor of buying diner for any GWII vet!
11 posted on 04/21/2004 10:51:25 AM PDT by Dr. Faust
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To: ejdrapes
Retch and Fletch
12 posted on 04/21/2004 10:53:25 AM PDT by N. Theknow
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To: ejdrapes
Lunch with Clinton would include the Clinton soup - a weenie in hot water.
13 posted on 04/21/2004 10:54:29 AM PDT by caisson71
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To: ejdrapes
Chevy Chase is a washed-up has-been who hasn't been funny since Caddyshack.

I don't know who's more pathetic - Clinton or Chase. Guess it's a tie.
14 posted on 04/21/2004 11:03:49 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!)
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To: ejdrapes
William Jefferson Clinton led America into the 21st century as he presided over unprecedented economic growth and dramatic social progress. He virtually redefined the role of government for the 21st century and continues to inspire innovative leaders in many nations. Joining him for lunch will be Chevy Chase, who is without a doubt one of the greatest living legends of comedy of all times. He is an uncompromisingly devoted and talented thespian who continues to impact audiences with his amazingly diverse roles.

Talk about being legends in your own mind! Last role "Thespian" Chase was in was with a duck in an AFLAC commercial!

15 posted on 04/21/2004 11:10:12 AM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry = "You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving?")
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To: ejdrapes
Lunch with two over-the-hill gas-bags! Wow... how much will this raise for charity?!
16 posted on 04/21/2004 11:17:20 AM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds
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To: ejdrapes

Lunch w/President Clinton & Chevy Chase @ Sylvia’s in Harlem

In all seriousness, I'd rather change a screaming baby's diaper or better yet, drop a bowling ball on my bare foot than place a bid on that one.

17 posted on 04/21/2004 1:40:05 PM PDT by Pagey (Hillary Rotten is (still ) a Smug and Holier- than- Thou Socialist)
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To: ejdrapes
Shouldn't that be lose lunch?
18 posted on 04/21/2004 1:42:46 PM PDT by PRND21
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To: PRND21
Actually that is "Munch on Monica".
19 posted on 04/21/2004 2:09:20 PM PDT by TEXASPROUD
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