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LAUGH BREAK Kerry vows to name salmon czar (no, it's not a joke)
The Idaho Statesman ^
| Edition Date: 02-22-2004
| Rocky Barker
Posted on 03/31/2004 3:28:21 AM PST by Liz
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:21:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Sen. John Kerry would appoint a salmon czar who would answer directly to him and his vice president if he
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Politics/Elections; US: Idaho; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: 2004; czalmonczar; damremoval; environment; kerry; salmon; snakeriver; water
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Thanks John, this is just what the US needs....a salmon czar (/sarcasm).
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:28:22 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
Seinfeld said what he hopes will give him a sporting chance in Idaho. Bwahahahaha!!!
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:29:59 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Liz
how discriminatory, what will the TUNA think.... ; )
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:30:06 AM PST
by
xsmommy
To: Liz
I'm glad to see that Kerry is boldly taking on the salmon issue. But would he be willing to launch an investigation into why they call it Chicken of the Sea even though there's no chicken in it?
To: Liz
Perhaps we need a Salmon Ambassador to the U.N. The press is worried the salmon won't LIKE us if we don't fix those dams. Maddie Albright is concerned the 'terrist Salmon' will turn on us...they're being deprived of a friendlier habitat by that mean ole George Bush.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:40:24 AM PST
by
Fracas
To: Liz
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:41:14 AM PST
by
maggief
To: onyx; Lauratealeaf; Howlin; Miss Marple; Mo1
Don't miss this.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:41:25 AM PST
by
Fracas
To: Grampa Dave; governsleastgovernsbest; Conspiracy Guy; BOBTHENAILER; MeekOneGOP; Libloather; ...
I was gonna suggest Kerry name a turkey czar. Then I rememberd the Dim turkey was already running for president.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:41:32 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:42:09 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: maggiefluffs
Yeah, Gore opened one, but Clinton didn't give a damn.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:42:41 AM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
I hear he wants Salmon Rushdie for the job.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:45:01 AM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
To: MrFine
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:45:50 AM PST
by
Flyer
( http://talesfromtherail.com/ . . . .The disaster in Houston known as MetroRail)
To: Liz
Salmon czar? cool...I like my salmon done on the grill with a light butter/garlic brush followed by a squeeze of lemon.. Will the czar support this over the nerds who microwave salmon using mayonnaise and dill?
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:48:42 AM PST
by
Drango
(2 FReep is 2B --- 2B is 2 FReep)
To: Liz
Gee, Liz. I gotta assume you're an easterner.
To: Fracas
He even has a comprehensive plan
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:51:51 AM PST
by
Mo1
(Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?)
To: Liz
Ohfercryinoutloud.
To: Liz
Next, he'll propose a Caviar Czar! What a dufus.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:58:12 AM PST
by
Ragirl
(Vote in '04 ! Those who sit on their hands end up with poop on them.)
To: Mo1; Liz
Hey, I have a ranch in Salmon, Idaho...would the czar live there??
Salmon, Idaho...population 3,000.
Nearest large cities:
Missoula, Montana, 150 miles
Idaho Falls, Idaho, 160 miles
To: Liz
Kerry is just FISHING for votes.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:59:10 AM PST
by
reg45
To: Liz
Roger Singer, Idaho director of the Sierra Club, a national environmental group, said either candidate would do more for salmon than President Bush. There goes the salmon vote. By the way, shouldn't it be "tsalmon tsar"? Some experts on FR have noted that "tsar" is an academically more correct spelling... and it just has a nice written ring to it.
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