KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge

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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI MARCH 19, 2004 16:02:35 ET XXXXX

KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Last month, Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection.

"Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24-hours a day is not just an a simple inconvenience," a government source explained Friday. "But Senator Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being."

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

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[raloxk]

if he wasnt so dangerous, I wouldnt mind seeing 4 years of Kerry just for the laughs and oh yeah the 2008 landslide for Bill Owens

[onyx]

LOL. Please forgive me and ignore the other post to you. It was in reply to Snowy.

[Shermy]

"Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent."
Snowmobile

Bingo. You're good.

These kennedyesque sports poses of Kerry are irritating. So posed, so phony.

[OldFriend]

He's probably known as gigolo to the secret service

[Rutles4Ever]

You are right. But the "I don't fall down" comment is pretty telling, not just a flash of anger.

You're right. That is pretty pompous.

[hsmomx3]

Hillary is training him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is paying for this secret service?

[PISANO]

While I know that mature people snowboard it is a WELL KNOWN KIDS activity. Somehow it fits EFFINGKERRY to a tee. Spoiled rotten RICH KID, that NEVER FALLS and if he does IT MUST be some other son-of-a-bit..es' fault! God help us if this buffoon becomes POTUS!

[Bon mots]

Whatever happened to just saying "GERONIMO!"?

[MediaMole]

I'd love to know what the Secret Service's codename for Kerry is. Jerkwad? F#%kball? A$$wipe? The possibilities are endless.

Considering the amount of botulium toxin hidden in his forehead, I'd just call him "WMD."

[RGSpincich]

Kerry is an ungrateful son-of-a-bitch. The agent was willing to take a tree for him. Sonny Bono should have been so lucky.

[Alberta's Child]

IMO the "I don't fall down" comment is worse than the expletive - vain and arrogant. Everybody falls down.

I beg to differ. Clymers don't fall down -- they get beaten down by Freepers.

[evets]

encore

[Clara Lou]

It's now "John F'ing SOB Kerry."
I like this, with a contribution from another poster: Jacquestrap F-ng SOB Kerry.

[MediaMole]

botulium = botulinum = botox

[Lady Jag]

I love it! Spresd it around!

[boxerblues]

I'm almost ready to get out my tin-foil and say we are being set up for him to crash and burn about 2 weeks before the DNC convention just so the Jr Senator can step in to save the party.

[Benrand]

Boy, the more of this weasel's personality that gets exposed, the more repulsive and ridiculous he looks.

I work with a guy like Kerry, HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING WRONG.

It is incredible he's their nominee.

[OldFriend]

There is absolutely no comparison between disrespecting a member of the media and disrespecting a man serving to protect your life with his own.

[SoKatt]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Good one!!!!!! :)

Have a good weekend. :)


( still....laughing.....)

[Las Vegas Dave]

That is one fugly S.O.B.!