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KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL
DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge

Posted on 03/19/2004 2:08:49 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI MARCH 19, 2004 16:02:35 ET XXXXX

KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Last month, Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection.

"Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24-hours a day is not just an a simple inconvenience," a government source explained Friday. "But Senator Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being."

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Developing...


TOPICS: Front Page News; Politics/Elections; US: Idaho
KEYWORDS: 2004; demogogue; demonazi; demoncreep; dontdothis; fing; johnfrenchkerry; kerry; kerrydowninflames; profanity; sunvalley; usss
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment . . .

Obviously, this issue must be resolved. It can't be allowed to fester. So I think the only fair thing is to promote this agent to the head of Kerry's detail.

61 posted on 03/19/2004 2:20:13 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Sloth
That's awesome
62 posted on 03/19/2004 2:20:19 PM PST by Rutles4Ever
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To: NYCVirago
Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Undoubtedly Kerry was hiding behind a tree changing his silk undies.

63 posted on 03/19/2004 2:20:20 PM PST by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W. Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: per loin
So if he "don't fall down" then obviously all those tumbles were caused by someone else, ...

My guess would be the multitude of adoring voters rushing to touch his outerwear...wait...the slopes were deserted?

Never mind.

64 posted on 03/19/2004 2:20:26 PM PST by woofer
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To: Shermy
My suggestion for the Secret Service code name for Kerry.

"Pierre"

My suggestions:
Lurch
Gomer (Pyle)
Herman (Munster)

65 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:01 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: mtbopfuyn
Kerry must be a real Dumba$$. Why on earth would you diss the people keeping you safe? I would be afraid it would slow their reflexes if anything did happen.

Why indeed? I think his sh!tty attitude comes naturally. He is a full-out sbob.

66 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:22 PM PST by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over." ... Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

LOL

In a statement just released, Sen. Kerry will not be accepting ski school endorsements.

67 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:23 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: woofer
How about "Froggy"
68 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:25 PM PST by samadams2000
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To: Shermy
How about Clymer, Pierre Clymer.
69 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:32 PM PST by beaversmom (Michael Medved has the Greatest radio show on GOD's Green Earth)
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To: raloxk
"shows Kerry has a real sense of entitlement"

Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

What else can you expect from someone who is always worried about what other people think of them?
70 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:53 PM PST by rocksblues (Keep em Flying and come home safe!)
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To: LisaMalia
Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Snowmobile.

71 posted on 03/19/2004 2:21:56 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Novak told the story on Crossfire today.
72 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:04 PM PST by not-alone
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

If I was the Secret Service agent, I would have told Kerry, "I don't get shot, I just step to one side!"

73 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:10 PM PST by Bommer (John Kerry = War Criminal!)
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To: Sir Gawain
I actually voted for gravity, before I voted against it.
74 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:13 PM PST by RolandBurnam
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Jerkwad F**king K*ck-s*cker
75 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:23 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Rutles4Ever
Come on, everyone. This is no different than when we were up in arms over all the bad press surrounding Cheney's a-hole remark.

You are right. But the "I don't fall down" comment is pretty telling, not just a flash of anger.

76 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:40 PM PST by Shermy
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To: Snowy
Kerry must be a real Dumba$$. Why on earth would you diss the people keeping you safe? I would be afraid it would slow their reflexes if anything did happen.

Why indeed. I think his sh!itty attitude comes naturally. He is a full-out snob.

77 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:42 PM PST by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold.)
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

Guess his parents forget to teach him manners

78 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:56 PM PST by Mo1 (Do you want a president who injects poison into his skull for vanity?)
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To: StriperSniper
heeheehee :-)
79 posted on 03/19/2004 2:22:56 PM PST by cyborg (In die begin het God die hemel en die aarde geskape.)
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To: Angelus Errare
John Effin Kerry Ping.
80 posted on 03/19/2004 2:23:27 PM PST by Green Knight (Looking forward to seeing Jeb stepping over Hillary's rotting political corpse in 2008.)
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