KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

DRUDGE ^ | 3/19/04 | drudge

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KERRY CALLED SECRET SERVICE AGENT 'SON OF A B*TCH' AFTER SLOPE SPILL

Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow.

When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*itch knocked me over."

The Secret Service agent in question has complained about Kerry's treatment, top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Last month, Kerry began receiving Secret Service protection.

"Obviously, the complications and burden of being monitored 24-hours a day is not just an a simple inconvenience," a government source explained Friday. "But Senator Kerry should understand agents are working for his safety and well-being."

On Friday, Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six falls, although Kerry was out of sight for part of the descent.

Developing...

[cubreporter]

The man lacks manners, taste, class, diplomacy (except with foreign leaders who have talked with him :)kindness and intelligence. REally, he lacks intelligence and has the common sense of a paper clip.

He is a pompous, arrogant, puffed up, stale windbag. He is one joke after another. He can't keep his potty words inside his potty mouth. He's defining himself I think. :)

[BobS]

"He'd better hope the Secret Service is not taking "life-saving" lessons from Ted Kennedy!"

Not necessary. It's human nature to leave an A-hole undefended. One step here..one step there. But WE DON'T want anything to happen like that!!! We want Kerry Live and Well for the election. The arrogant jerk OWES us some entertainment:):)

[Terriergal]

And this is on his vacation!

Apparently he's short on sleep. Or something. Maybe he hasn't been taking his Flintstones.

[Terriergal]

What, is he gonna blame all those falls on that Secret Service agent, too?

Hey, if the SS is tripping you repeatedly on the ski slopes before the election, you had better get the hint and realize you aren't POTUS material!

[cubreporter]

Can say it over and over and over again. He is becoming more Dukakis like as the days roll on. The photos are really something. Very much like Dukakis. So many more to come too.

[Terriergal]

He is the ULTIMATE Boss from Hell. She is planning to quit soon and has agreed to allow me to write a story about him for publication. Believe me, her boss is a real MONSTER

Hmmm! My sister lives in FL... and she talks about a guy like that she works with... maybe it's her!

In any case, point me to the story when it gets published!

[Terriergal]

Great tagline btw!

[johnb838]

Dubya's been hitting the weights harder since he had the knee problems.

[MattinNJ]

"I don't get shot, I just step to one side!"

My nomination for funniest line yet by a FReeper.

[Terriergal]

Oooh he's so with it!

[Sabatier]

"...In that photo Kerry looks like that actor who did the beer commercials..."

He also looks remarkably like a space alien. He looks like someone unused to walking in earth's gravity and his head is all twisted funny like he doesn't have a normal neck. Peel off the outer layer and I think you'll find the real ET.

[texasbluebell]

Missed that part, was too busy typing!

[BobS]

The Secret Service and both Bushes, Reagan and Nixon got respect. Protecting snooty liberal democrats must be a very crappy job. If I had that job, I would ask for a transfer to counterfeiting investigations or something else.

[Graymatter]

Bush's fault. Agent was just trying to do his job, protect the president. Likewise the several agents planted in the snowy knoll, causing repeated tumbles.

Where are the pictures? We want music videos of this fiasco.

[radiohead]

At least he didn't call him a F'ing Jew b*****d.

Not yet. Give him time.

[Rutles4Ever]

"Gas rationing" has nothing to do with it. If you think the swing vote isn't going to vote with their pocketbook, we're doomed to repeat '92. A reasoning person understands the economics of oil, but these are same "reasoning" people who elected Bill Clinton twice.

[LADY J]

"Yeah...the lovely clintons and their disrespect for everything and everyone unlike themselves."

Not too many lower classed than them. All low-class scums have to put others down to elevate themselves.

[MizSterious]

It's a shame we can't just cancel the SS protection, since he finds it so uncomfortable.

[Simcha7]

"So much for John "I don't fall down" Kerry".

PRIDE COMES BEFORE A FALL...THE BIG FALL!

Mr. KetchupBoy - Prince of LIES, Flip-Flops KERRY is....

In for a RUDE AWAKENING!

If he can't handle a simple skiing accident, how could he ever handle a Huge Country and The WAR On TERRORISM?!

DOES the USA Really Want this DEMON Gigilo to have Control over our NUKES???

Light cannot dwell with Darkness...and John "F'In" Kerry's SINS will find him out!

Even his own Stupid DEMONRAT Mouth Betrays him Continually!

Ooooh...NOVEMBER is a Long-Long way away!

[atomic conspiracy]

"The Secret Service and both Bushes, Reagan and Nixon got respect. Protecting snooty liberal democrats must be a very crappy job."

It gets worse. As a former Attorney-General, the professional traitor and shaman of the Hate America Cult, Ramsey Clark, also receives Secret Service protection. So does lib-arsonist Janet Reno for that matter.