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Needed: More "Two Cows" Jokes
Brad DeLong ^
| February 28, 2004
| Brad DeLong
Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom
Parmalat:
You had two cows. But now you don't know where they are.
Pentagon:
Donald Rumsfeld informed the Congress that he had accurate satellite intelligence about where the two cows were. But he lied.
Extropian:
You had two cows. You operate on them using nanobots. They become superintelligent and take over the farm.
Bush Economic Policy:
George W. Bush promised during the campaign that even after big tax cuts for the $300,000+a year crowd the surplus would be big enough to buy everybody two cows.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushphonypromises
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To: RichInOC
" I had two cows. They kept falling down. I ate them anyway" ROTFL!
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:29:21 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: null and void
Oh, that's a good one!!!
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:32:53 PM PST
by
Howlin
(Just another unrepentant Bush supporter.)
To: trussell
63
posted on
02/29/2004 12:33:56 PM PST
by
Howlin
(Just another unrepentant Bush supporter.)
To: MeekOneGOP
64
posted on
02/29/2004 12:36:01 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: MurryMom
MURRYMOM ! WHERE YOU BEEN GIRL? HOWS OUR FAVORITE BRAINLESS LIBERAL?
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:38:57 PM PST
by
Mr. K
To: sweetliberty
YIKES!!!! Don't DO that!
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:41:56 PM PST
by
null and void
(A $17/hr electronics assembly line worker is now a 100% employed $6/hr burger assembly line worker..)
To: Howlin
Yeah, I messed up!! :)
I told tooters that I really should preview before post! I get so comfortable with not making mistakes that I tend to get in a rush. Then I make a mistake!! LOL
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:42:31 PM PST
by
trussell
(Member: Viking Kitty Society;New Charter member: Troll Patrol...)
To: null and void
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:47:45 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: MeekOneGOP; MurryMom
More "Two Cows" Jokes
A lotta cow
A lotta bull
A lotta cow
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posted on
02/29/2004 12:49:12 PM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(~ I do Poetry and party among the stars~)
To: sweetliberty
haha ! Ah flung her ! Ah flung her GOOD !! ;^) MeekOneGOP / Texas (USA) ...
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:34:20 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: bentfeather
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:36:07 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: MurryMom
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:41:58 PM PST
by
Flyer
(Don't abandon our military - Re-elect President Bush!)
To: sciencediet
GWB is some kinda HOT PING!Nice pic I hadn't seen before - plus a bonus...it's on a ZOT thread!
If you want on or off this infrequent, respectful, and easy-on-the-eyes ping list, FReepmail ILBBACH.
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:47:02 PM PST
by
ILBBACH
To: onyx; PhiKapMom; dixiechick2000; jocon307; Krodg
GWB is some kinda HOT PING!Nice pic I hadn't seen before - plus a bonus...it's on a ZOT thread!
If you want on or off this infrequent, respectful, and easy-on-the-eyes ping list, FReepmail ILBBACH.
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:48:02 PM PST
by
ILBBACH
To: sciencediet
Sorry, sciencediet, I pinged you instead of my ping list.
Error corrected!
BTW - NICE PIC!
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posted on
02/29/2004 1:49:05 PM PST
by
ILBBACH
To: ILBBACH
I love that pic and the subtle ZOT. That's the way Dubya would do it.
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:15:16 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: RichInOC
"More "s**t happens" theological jokes."
Oh yes, I love those. I esp. like the catholic one "if sh*t happens you deserve it" and the hindu one "this sh*t happened before"
I'm telling you, I consider myself a pretty intelligent, knowledgeable and intellectual person (ok, I can't spell, but that's besides the point) and the Sh*t Happens and Two Cow jokes explain life very well, in my humble opinion.
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:18:09 PM PST
by
jocon307
(The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
To: ILBBACH
Hey, I checked your page...if that ping list has anythong (sic - Freud) to do with Dubya being hot, put me on it!
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:18:10 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(It's in the bag)
To: sciencediet; ILBBACH
It's a "hmmmmmm photo" --- I really like it. :)
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:21:50 PM PST
by
onyx
To: jriemer
I think JimRob keeps MurryMom around rather than ZOT!ing her because every village (including virtual ones) needs an idiot.It takes a village to raise an idiot!
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