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Needed: More "Two Cows" Jokes
Brad DeLong ^ | February 28, 2004 | Brad DeLong

Posted on 02/29/2004 10:02:43 AM PST by MurryMom

Parmalat:

You had two cows. But now you don't know where they are.

Pentagon:

Donald Rumsfeld informed the Congress that he had accurate satellite intelligence about where the two cows were. But he lied.

Extropian:

You had two cows. You operate on them using nanobots. They become superintelligent and take over the farm.

Bush Economic Policy:

George W. Bush promised during the campaign that even after big tax cuts for the $300,000+a year crowd the surplus would be big enough to buy everybody two cows.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushphonypromises
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To: RichInOC
" I had two cows. They kept falling down. I ate them anyway"

ROTFL!

61 posted on 02/29/2004 12:29:21 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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To: null and void
Oh, that's a good one!!!
62 posted on 02/29/2004 12:32:53 PM PST by Howlin (Just another unrepentant Bush supporter.)
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To: trussell

63 posted on 02/29/2004 12:33:56 PM PST by Howlin (Just another unrepentant Bush supporter.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Fling a Cow
64 posted on 02/29/2004 12:36:01 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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To: MurryMom
MURRYMOM ! WHERE YOU BEEN GIRL? HOWS OUR FAVORITE BRAINLESS LIBERAL?
65 posted on 02/29/2004 12:38:57 PM PST by Mr. K
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To: sweetliberty
YIKES!!!! Don't DO that!
66 posted on 02/29/2004 12:41:56 PM PST by null and void (A $17/hr electronics assembly line worker is now a 100% employed $6/hr burger assembly line worker..)
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To: Howlin
Yeah, I messed up!! :)

I told tooters that I really should preview before post! I get so comfortable with not making mistakes that I tend to get in a rush. Then I make a mistake!! LOL
67 posted on 02/29/2004 12:42:31 PM PST by trussell (Member: Viking Kitty Society;New Charter member: Troll Patrol...)
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To: null and void
Teehee...

*Smooch*

68 posted on 02/29/2004 12:47:45 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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To: MeekOneGOP; MurryMom
More "Two Cows" Jokes

A lotta cow

A lotta bull

A lotta cow

69 posted on 02/29/2004 12:49:12 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~ I do Poetry and party among the stars~)
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To: sweetliberty
haha ! Ah flung her ! Ah flung her GOOD !! ;^)

MeekOneGOP / Texas (USA) ...


70 posted on 02/29/2004 1:34:20 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: bentfeather
;^)

71 posted on 02/29/2004 1:36:07 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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To: MurryMom
Tucows

Kiss my cow Kiss my cow

72 posted on 02/29/2004 1:41:58 PM PST by Flyer (Don't abandon our military - Re-elect President Bush!)
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To: sciencediet
GWB is some kinda HOT PING!

Nice pic I hadn't seen before - plus a bonus...it's on a ZOT thread!

If you want on or off this infrequent, respectful, and easy-on-the-eyes ping list, FReepmail ILBBACH.

73 posted on 02/29/2004 1:47:02 PM PST by ILBBACH
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To: onyx; PhiKapMom; dixiechick2000; jocon307; Krodg
GWB is some kinda HOT PING!

Nice pic I hadn't seen before - plus a bonus...it's on a ZOT thread!

If you want on or off this infrequent, respectful, and easy-on-the-eyes ping list, FReepmail ILBBACH.

74 posted on 02/29/2004 1:48:02 PM PST by ILBBACH
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To: sciencediet
Sorry, sciencediet, I pinged you instead of my ping list.

Error corrected!

BTW - NICE PIC!
75 posted on 02/29/2004 1:49:05 PM PST by ILBBACH
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To: ILBBACH
I love that pic and the subtle ZOT.   That's the way Dubya would do it.
76 posted on 02/29/2004 2:15:16 PM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: RichInOC
"More "s**t happens" theological jokes."

Oh yes, I love those. I esp. like the catholic one "if sh*t happens you deserve it" and the hindu one "this sh*t happened before"

I'm telling you, I consider myself a pretty intelligent, knowledgeable and intellectual person (ok, I can't spell, but that's besides the point) and the Sh*t Happens and Two Cow jokes explain life very well, in my humble opinion.



77 posted on 02/29/2004 2:18:09 PM PST by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
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To: ILBBACH
Hey, I checked your page...if that ping list has anythong (sic - Freud) to do with Dubya being hot, put me on it!
78 posted on 02/29/2004 2:18:10 PM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: sciencediet; ILBBACH

It's a "hmmmmmm photo" --- I really like it. :)
79 posted on 02/29/2004 2:21:50 PM PST by onyx
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To: jriemer
I think JimRob keeps MurryMom around rather than ZOT!ing her because every village (including virtual ones) needs an idiot.

It takes a village to raise an idiot!

80 posted on 02/29/2004 2:23:16 PM PST by judgeandjury
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