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Sheryl McCarthy: Being a Handsome War Hero Has Its Benefits (John Kerry, Stud Muffin)
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-vpmcc223636468jan22,0,4900183.column?coll=ny-viewpoints-headlines ^
| January 22, 2004
| Sheryl McCarthy
Posted on 01/22/2004 12:46:39 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 01/22/2004 1:00:19 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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As the Democratic presidential contenders turn their gaze towards New Hampshire, all kinds of theories are being used to explain John Kerry's stunning upset in Iowa.
One is that his latest campaign ad, which drummed home his exploits as a war hero, was what won over the voters. Another is that by the time he got to Iowa he'd gotten better on the stump. Still another is that his organization was a lot better than people realized. And, of course, many believe that Howard Dean simply imploded there.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clodmiser; coldmiser; easterisland; frankenstein; hermanmunster; johnkerry; lurch; mistered; necrophiliacs; robbybensen; scarecrow; studmuffin
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Fess up ladies. Lurch gets you hot and bothered.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:46:41 PM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
What an ugly couple.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:48:07 PM PST
by
pgkdan
To: presidio9
i got nauseous from that spin...
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:48:56 PM PST
by
kallisti
To: presidio9
So I ask you: How much of John Kerry's stunning victory can be attributed to the fact that he's tall, handsome, rich; that he sports an awesome head of hair; and is a war hero to boot? handsome??? is this woman on drugs??
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:48:59 PM PST
by
pgkdan
To: presidio9
sigh...BIG sigh...guess it was only a matter of time....
To: presidio9
PSST, Sheryle. He got his balls blowed off in 'Nam. He's a eunuch.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:49:32 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Currahee! 3 miles up, 3 miles down. Hi Yo, Silver!)
To: presidio9
How much of John Kerry's stunning victory can be attributed to the fact that he's tall, handsome, richHandsome? On what planet?
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:51:09 PM PST
by
apackof2
(I won't be satisfied until I am to smart for my own good)
To: presidio9
Mrs. Heinz: Oh darling, I love you so much.
Mr. Heinz: Oh honey, I love your money so much.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:51:56 PM PST
by
Arpege92
To: presidio9
Geeze, at least Gore slipped Tipper a little tongue. Kerry looks like he's kissing his Grandmother.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:52:18 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.)
To: presidio9
His wife looks like Dominic, the Italian Christmas Donkey.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:52:19 PM PST
by
LongsforReagan
(Howard Dean is Greg Stillson. Read the Dead Zone to see why.)
To: presidio9
...slap yourself.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:53:55 PM PST
by
mystery-ak
(Almighty God, Embrace with Your invincible armour our loved ones in all branches of the service.)
To: presidio9
Fess up ladies. Lurch gets you hot and bothered.Well, there it is. The Lock on the Election.
The Estrogen-American vote. William the Impeached rode that to two terms.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:54:20 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
("Behind Blue Eyes" - The Who)
To: presidio9
Herman Munster is handsome?
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:54:22 PM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: presidio9
Being a Handsome War Hero Has Its Benefits
Apparently being legally blind has many benefits too . . . like being able to write for Newsday.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:55:22 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: presidio9
"Fess up ladies. Lurch gets you hot and bothered."
Not even if he was the last man on earth....and even then, I'd demand a recount!!
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:55:33 PM PST
by
Arpege92
To: presidio9
Although I will stipulate to him having good hair.
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posted on
01/22/2004 12:55:40 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: AppyPappy
The picture makes me want to lurch my lunch.
To: AppyPappy
Herman Munster is handsome?
Oh yes! The other fillies and I down at the barn are just swooning!
To: Xenalyte
Although I will stipulate to him having good hair. Traitor.
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posted on
01/22/2004 1:01:40 PM PST
by
presidio9
("it's not just a toilet, it's a lifestyle.")
To: presidio9
General Clark has him beat on looks. However, looks and being a great President is what we have now. No changed needed, thank you.
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posted on
01/22/2004 1:03:04 PM PST
by
Texagirl4W
(If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. - Isaiah 7:9)
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