[Pippin]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!!

I have two lists for Y'all to peruse, LOL!

How do y'all like my usage of the English language?

I thought I'd do something a little different

Instead of what I'd give to groups I thought I'd select ten individuals

10 liberals and 10 conservatives and what I'd give each for Christmas.

First, the liberals:

1. James Carville...Autographed copy of Anne Coulter's book "Treason"

2. Hillary Clinton...Lessons in humility

3. Al Gore...Zell Miller's Book "A National Party No More"

4.Alan Colmes...A year's supply of tanning lotion

5.Howard Dean...A Book on Anger management

6. John Kerry...A Facelift

7. Jimmy Carter...one way ticket to North Korea

8. Nancy Pelosi...See Al Gore

9. Barbara Striesand...A car licence that says "Bush/Cheney in '04"

10. Bill Clinton...Neutered

Now the Conservatives

1.George Herbert Walker Bush...A year of peace and happiness

2.Anne Coulter...Another best selling book for her.

3. Zell Miller...I wish every Democrat would stop referring to Zell as a traitor.

4. Donald Rumsfeld...OBL's head on a silver platter

5. George W. Bush...Four more years as our President

6. Sean Hannity...The whole country (including Alan Colmes) to be "Hannitized"

7. Condolezza Rice...Elected President in 2008.

8. Rush Limbaugh...An exclusive interview with Hillary Clinton

9. Ronald Reagan...Peace and Joy

10. Laura Bush...smiles

[dutchess]

LOVE your Christmas list!!!! ((((((PIPPIN)))))))

[Calpernia]

{{{Pips}}}

Am I on you Liberal or Conservative list? ^-^

[Aquamarine]

This is really good stuff Pippin! Good job.

[MeekOneGOP]

Great lists there, Pippin !

[Mama_Bear]

I like your Christmas gift list. :-)

[dansangel]

ROFL! Great list (((((Pipster)))))))