President Bush is eating in my undisclosed location (UPDATE: Undisclosed location is IRAQ!)

Eyes on ^ | 271830(C)NOV03 | ChiefKujo

[ChiefKujo]

President Bush secretly landed an hour ago and is currently eating Thanksgiving dinner at my undisclosed location. Anticipate a press release after he takes off.

ChiefKujo

[CindyDawg]

Nah, they leak really bad.

[nicmarlo]

"This infidel Bush...he's not anywhere near Iraq...he's never been here....he never flew into any airport in Baghdad....this is just more infidel propaganda...."

DNC Spokesman, reacting to reports
that the American President flew into
Baghdad International Airport on
Air Force One, Thanksgiving Day 2003.

[mylife]

Do you really think the Congress could keep that kind of a secret?

;^)

[lowbridge]

I added your caption to your graphic. Hope you dont mind.

[CFC__VRWC]

Exactly - anyone in DC knows that if you want to be sure something shows up in the media, tell it to Congress.

[eddie willers]

Give it a rest, guys.

It appears to me that FR did what it normally does.....It got it right!

The original post was made...
Due (and appropriate) skepticism ensued....
Followed by more investigation until it seemed like the story just might be true.
Tread properly yanked until POTUS safely in air.
Thread returns...
Pandemonium ensues and.

Cigars all around!

No need to mar this wonderful thread with further bickering....ok?

[WaterDragon]

In that photo, no one is looking at Hillary.....isn't that what she always requires -- that no one looks at her? I'm sure it wasn't a hard order for our troops to follow! LOL

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I get your points. Nonetheless, I stand by my claim that real-time information regarding the current location of the CIC should not be broadcast. There are a lot of motivated bad guys out there. FR (and other web sites) are fast becoming the most significant source of instantaneous news world-wide. The monsters are paying attention.

[Roxan]

LOL, oooookay. You must be one of the "cool" kids I was speaking of.

I still support your right to your opinion, as I'm sure you support mine.

Oh great, now I want to listen to some Edgar Winter Group.

[ChefKeith]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when 43 told his advisors what he was going to do!

Must still be in Nascar withdrawl, My first thought when I saw this was Richard Petty.
Then I read "advisors"

(now reaching for medication...)

[TomGuy]

I cannot believe that - the story would have been all over the networks and newspapers within 24 hours. Do you really think the Congress could keep that kind of a secret?

When I heard Dreier (sp?) say that, I took it to be sarcasm. I don't think Congress -- 535 mouthy individuals who lust after the nearest microphone -- could keep that secret. The only one more microphone-magnetic is Gloria Alread.

[FairOpinion]

"Put out my hand and touched the face of God.

John Gillespie Magee, Jr. "


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"High Flight" is one of my all time favorite poems.

[tubebender]

''He's got to win in '04. No one else can prosecute this war like he can,'' said Army Capt. John Morrison from Butler County, Pa. Said PFC1 Kyle Crittenden of Humboldt County, Calif.: ''I'm proud to serve in his Army.''

WOW...I represent that. Humboldt County I mean. I'lll have to do some checking on this. The son of a friend of mine was killed in a chopper crash in Iraq a few months ago, Capt Lamont...

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Cigars all around! No need to mar this wonderful thread with further bickering....ok?

Works for me. Plenty to be thankful for today!

[FairOpinion]

Great one! :)

[rintense]

Exactly my point. And, if any of the Dims try to the whole, 'this was a staged event, look at the tax payer money, blah blah blah crap', Hitlery's trip can be thrown in their face.

IMHO, this trip to Baghdad tops the aircraft carrier.

[Doctor Raoul]

Way to go Chief. I don't think I've ever seen a thread with 1,500 replies.

[ican'tbelieveit]

Current location of the President was not released. That has been mine and others points all along. By saying the President is in Iraq, that is like saying the President is in a similarly sized state in the US... or by reports of him being in the UK last week. CK never said he was in Baghdad or at the airport or anything that specific.

[Brad’s Gramma]

and those fools are going absolutely insane about this. Ruined their Turkey Day.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Really. REALLY I am.

[6323cd]

OMG, I had forgotten all about that sketch! Remember 'IT'S THE MIND -- A WEEKLY MAGAZINE OF THINGS PSYCHIATRIC'?

Boniface: Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti... mes get ... that ... we've lived through something...

(Cut to opening titles again. Back then to Boniface, now very shaken. Caption on screen: 'IT'S THE MIND')

Boniface: Good ... good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of dddddddddddéjà vvvvvvvvuu, that extraordinary feeling... quite extraordinary... (he tails off, goes quiet, the phone rings, he picks it up) No, fine thanks, fine. (he rings off, a man comes in on the right and hands him glass of water and leaves) Oh, thank you. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before. (phone rings again; he picks it up) No, fine thank you. Fine. (he rings off a man comes in from right and hands him a glass of water; he jumps) ... Thank you. That strange feeling... (phone rings; he answers) No. Fine, thank you. Fine, (ring off; a man enters and gives him glass of water) thank you. (he screams with fear) Look, something's happening to me. I - I - urn, I think I'd better go and see someone. Goodnight.

(Phone rings again. He leaps from desk and runs out of shot. He runs out of building into street and chases after passing milk float and leaps aboard.)

Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me.

(Caption on the screen: 'IT'S THE MIND -- A WEEKLY MAGAZINE OF THINGS PSYCHIATRIC' Cut to montage of photographs again with captions and music. Cut to Boniface at desk. Boniface screams and runs out of shot. Cut to same piece of film as just previously, when he chases float, leaps on and the milkman says:)

Milkman: Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Boniface: No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me. The milk float goes past in the background with the milkman and Boniface on it. We see the float go along the country lane past the clearing, past the bishop...

Bishop: (camp) 'Oh, Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen'.

(.. and the secretary at her desk, past a sign saying 'to the zoo' where explosions are heard, and stops outside Dr Cream's building... Boniface runs into building and enters Dr Cream's office.)

Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?

Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.

((Repeat same clip from Boniface entering.)

Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?

Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..

(Repeat clip again. Superimposed Credits)

Dr Cream: Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?

Boniface: I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..