Posted on 03/28/2002 11:30:11 AM PST by afuturegovernor
The Druidic Candidate
Can California deal with a Druid for governor?
by Victor D. Infante
In a country just now coming to grips with its millions of Muslim residents, and in a county that not long ago freaked out about the construction of a Hindu temple in Buena Park, a Druid running for governor is bound to raise eyebrows. But Libertarian gubernatorial candidate and Druid Gary Copeland doesnt just tolerate the flak: he welcomes it, like a guy who wrote the kick-me note he stuck on his own backeven when the flak is fired by fellow Libertarians.
"It doesnt bother me at all," says Copeland. "Its not an issue with me. Its their issue, not mine. When people speak, they speak for who they are. . . . Its my path to serve, and Im doing that. I know not everyones going to agree, but thats okay."
But everythings not entirely okay. Copeland doesnt mask his annoyance at a Newsweek article that dismissed him as a "whacko" or with postings on a Libertarian e-mail list that chastised him for noting that hes a Druid in the California voters guide, although he didnt note that he once advocated the use of LSD for spiritual purposes.
Indeed, it seems theres unease within the party over Copelands unconventional religious beliefsa "culture of peer pressure," Copeland calls itthat one wouldnt expect from the liberty-loving Libs. Its as if its all right for Copeland to harbor unusual religious beliefs so long as he doesnt talk much about them.
"Since Libertarians are a third party, we find it difficult to be taken seriously or to be considered by voters," says Mark Murphy, director of a group called Libertarian Activists and a former member of the Orange County Libertarian Party Central Committee. "Obviously, we want voters to see we arent any different from many of them. So, when Garywhos a friend of mine, by the waydeclares himself a Druid, theres a concern that trying to be taken seriously just went out the window."
Doug Scribner disagrees. "Im upset that people would find his beliefs a setback to his candidacy. After all, how many Christian politicians openly proclaim their beliefs in ballot guides?" says Scribner, vice chairman of the countys Libertarian Party.
Copeland remains philosophical about the criticism; indeed, he remains philosophical about everything. When you talk to him, hes philosophical at a hundred miles per hour and will frequently answer questions as if hes reading from a Celtic I Ching. Why is he running for governor, for instance? "Because the path brought me here," he says.
It can be kind of frustrating. But beneath it, theres a refreshing sense that Copeland is deeply invested in his beliefs, both as a Druid and a Libertarian.
"Its an asset," he says. "I love my Druidry as much as I love my Libertarianism. I describe myself as an existentialist libertarian Druid. If I cant find an answer from one philosophy, I go to another. Anything thats indefinable, I go to Druidry."
Copeland says Druidry is a Celtic philosophy of magic, similar to the more popular Wicca. Its a circle of logic and spirituality based on the ideal of service to otherslike The Lion King minus the cheesy soundtrack. One of the central tenets of Druidry is that no one should have authority over anyone but himself or herselfa point Copeland illustrates with a reference to The Lord of the Rings, noting that the ring Frodo carries has "so much power that, even if you did good things with it, it would pervert, subvert and seduce you."
"That is the basis of all Celtic philosophy: that absolute power corrupts absolutely."
That idea led Copeland to the steadfastly secular Libertarian Party. Around 1980, Copeland was working with Timothy Learys Brotherhood of Eternal Love to spread the gospel of LSD and enlightenment when he got busted. Fortunately for him, he says, he was screwing the narcotics agent. Not wanting to deal with that, he says, the cops charged him only with low-level possession.
"I was using LSD to be spiritually enlightened," he says. "I was one of those peyote people who for thousands of years had been using hallucinogens to connect to the spiritual world. Who were the cops to tell me I couldnt?"
Soon after, he began running the Orange County branch of NORML, the marijuana-legalization folks, and soon after that, he fell in with the anti-prohibitionist Libertarians. In 1992, he ran for Congress against Dana Rohrabacherhimself a former Libertarianand got killed, garnering just 7.7 percent of the vote. In 96, he ran for county supervisor, beating the Democrat in the racewhich tells you something about the state of the Democratic Party in Orange County. He has worked in computers and recently founded his own company, NextCure, which will distribute information on drugs under FDA review.
None of this really gives him a leg up in the gubernatorial race against überbland rivals Davis and Simon, but Copeland would rather run as he is than tailor his biography and message for the mainstream.
"The problem with most politicians is that theyre pretending to be something theyre not," he says. "Theyre trying to be something outside their natures. They think people wont like them if theyre different. But people like to go to a taco stand and try different tacos. Im not stupid; when I put the Druid thing in, I knew it would be a hook. If I hadnt done it, I wouldnt be talking to you right now."
Come to think of it, I seem to remember hearing something about "Stonehenge" in This is Spinal Tap. It seemed to involve dancing dwarves or something.
"The problem with most politicians is that theyre pretending to be something theyre not," he says. "Theyre trying to be something outside their natures. They think people wont like them if theyre different. But people like to go to a taco stand and try different tacos. Im not stupid; when I put the Druid thing in, I knew it would be a hook. If I hadnt done it, I wouldnt be talking to you right now."
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LOL! Only the Libertarians would level such a whacky accusation against someone as to accuse them of being a "Druid." I guess if you believe in the "Illuminati" it isn't much of a stretch to believe in the Druids. I can't believe that all the Bush bashers want everyone to run to the Libertarian Party as their saviors! I wonder what else the Libertarians believe in- the Easter Bunny, perhaps? HAHAHAHA!
Pity that no one noted that, since the original Druids died out long ago, this modern version is a complete fabrication churned up by fanciful, over-imaginative individuals with little theological or historical background, much like Wicca.
You might as well elect a guy who says he's a Martian!
Nah, Stonehenge predates the Druids by several thousand years. Some British historian back in the 16th century gave them the credit since they were the oldest people in Britain that anyone had a proper name for at the time.
Still, there are some modern "pagans" who will swear that Stonehenge is theirs. I guess its construction is sort of the only accomplishment they can lay claim to so they tend to guard it quite jealously.
I mean, they haven't flown any 757s into anyone else's solstice circles, have they?
Too true. Plus, the original Druids/Celts weren't exactly the nicest people around.
Thanks. I knew, but was just being faceitious.
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