Alert issued for potential teddy bear bombs

CNN ^ | February 13, 2002

[SamAdams76]

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- The FBI has issued an alert to 350 law enforcement agencies in the southwest and Salt Lake City for potential Valentine teddy bear bombs after a suspicious transaction at a Wal-Mart last month.

Law enforcement sources said authorities also were on the alert at airports in case the suspected bear-bombs might be carried onto airplanes on Valentine's Day.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Now where in THAT teddy is she hiding the propane? Hmmmmm???

As my patriotic duty to all of America, I volunteer myself as a sacrifice to go in a conduct a search of the premises.

[mlmr]

I didnt know we lived near each other!!!

[Tennessee_Bob]

She scares me. Honestly.

If she showed up at the front door dressed like that, I'd probably pass out.

On the other hand, if she showed up in jeans and a sweat shirt, I'm sure we could start out with a great conversation.

[Tennessee_Bob]

LOL! Don't know how much help I'll be...

[Cleburne]

I searched for 'Onion' in 'Source', but nope. Laird, this is getting unbearable.

[MarkL]

I'm a red blooded American male, and I don't like that teddy at all!

Make her take it off! Right Now!

lol

Actually, I liked your photo even better!

Mark

[Almondjoy]

more importantly... if teddy bears blow up in the woods would you have a nice cotton bed waiting for you on your next hunting trip.

[sheik yerbouty]

Sick jihadists!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Oh please. If she showed up in jeans and a t shirt you would say "hey what kinda teddy ya got on?"

[F.J. Mitchell]

#19: But it did take several weeks for a witness to the purchase to decide: "Du-u-u-u-u-h, lemme see here.....that guy bought nine teddy bears......uh...18 propane cannesters,....and....uh....and twelve packets of BB's, and paid in cash.....nobody pays in cash anymore, I better report this freak to the authorities."

[AtticusX]

Ping Ping

[stlrocket]

Rumor is that they smuggled them in from a foreign country.

NAUGHTY TEDDYS

[Tennessee_Bob]

Nope, contrary to popular belief, a woman dressed like that at my front door would scare the heck out of me. Women who look like that don't dress like that around me. So, if she showed up like that, then she's up to something. Women who look like that and dress like that aren't up to anything good if they show up at my front door - ergo - she's fronting for someone who is about to break into the house, or she's pulling a practical joke.

[kayak]

You gotta see this thread ...... :-)

[constitutiongirl]

LOL!! Where do you find this stuff? There's nothing more entertaining than a thread with you and your frat buddy, Tennessee_Bob. You two need your own radio show.

[dcwusmc]

I'll take a dozen. Where can I find them all? And will all of them fit in the car at once or shall I make 2 trips?

[RummyChick]

This is funny as hell... I feel sorry for anyone trying to take a teddy bear to his girlfriend on an airline. Can you just imagine some poor innocent soul looking into his flight bag for a magazine and someone sees the teddy bear...next thing you know..they will be seeing fighter jets.

[JavaTheHutt]

I'd like to see any red-blooded American male turn away THAT teddy

I would certainly request that she remove the dangerous teddy before approaching any further. :)

[Poohbah]

Beware a teddy bear wearing a kafiyeh and shouting ALLAH AKBEAR!

[GOP_Lady]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!