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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: acnielsen guy
Mortimer does not sound like pirate name
you are wise to switch to Morty
To: Bloody Sam Roberts;palo verde
Aarrh! Much obliged. Mighty hospitable of ye. I'l be popping in and out from time to time just to chuck my 2 cents in Welcome aboard Mr. Bloody it is indeed a fortunate day for our ship that we have on board a real degenerate pirate – rather than the landlubberly crew of misfits that are taking a cruise with us as though they were on their father's yacht. I call them a crew but they are ullage that take up space and frighten the wenches.
Talking about wenches Bloody – we have as fine a crop of heifers as could be culled from the Pampas of Argentina.. That face and ferocity will come in handy to give fright to our enemies as you lead the boarding parties, but I notice you have already lost an eye and I fear you may lose an ear if you wave that cutlass around like that. On board this ship you cannot afford to lose many more body parts if you catch my drift…..Aarrh
Perhaps palo you may like to have this fine figure of a pirate on your thead title.
To: goody brown; the drowning witch
goody, witch is even more passionate about music than you (if that is possible)
if you're in charge of the music for our performance
he may have an idea or 2
Love, Palo
To: acnielsen guy; Bloody Sam Roberts; okimhere
ac I'd love to have bloody sam's pirate on our thread title
is it possible? could you do it
last night oki called us a ''ragtag bunch of miscreants, dregs, flakes, wenches, pirates''
it is apt
could we have bloody sam's pirate and oki's job description in title
Love, Palo
To: palo verde
Hey you guys..How about instead of the Pirates of Penzance.. The Pirates of Penance. More apt? Just kidding..
To: habs4ever
hi habs
I just found your psot from last night suggestin' my friend better pose in her bikini if she hopes to get elected
I've only seen Kimberly in her pink bikini
she is cute
I bet in her red white and blue with stars on it, she will be an eye full
she seems to have no grasp of politics at all
when she first told me in the shower room at pool
she was gonna run for governor
I asked her if she had a Party
she didn't seem to realize it helps if you are a Party's candidate
but what a fast learner
a week later she scaled it down to state senator and said she's runnin' on Libertarian Party
GO Kimberly, you'll be a great state senator
Love, Palo
To: grannie9
lol chickita, you are a wit
time to go swimmin'
if our future state senator is there, I'll say hi for you
I love you
Palo
To: acnielsen guy
"you cannot afford to lose many more body parts if you catch my drift" I do catch yer drift. That's what I be protectin' with me unseen hand. I've got one hand holdin' me cutlass and the other holdin' me sabre...if you catch my drift..arrrhh!
To: palo verde
"I'd love to have bloody sam's pirate on our thread title " I don't think it's possible to imbed graphics into the title of a thread.
To: scouse
bttt
To: palo verde;all
g'day flakes
To: ALL
To: CyberCowboy777;habs4ever
I shall ring for Friar Habs...I do not know where the Prioress is at the moment ....
To: CyberCowboy777
AAWWW come on.... We from the hobbit hole are peaceful folk. We can be tough in a pinch... but we don't like being put in pinches!
To: RightWhale
Voit
To: CyberCowboy777
You're about 200 posts ahead of us. Can't you be graceful winners? Look, I'm bumping your thread for you. Hobbits and - weirdos - can coexist peacefully!
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02/28/2002 1:29:05 PM PST
by
JenB
To: HairOfTheDog
Too peaceful...we need good flame wars to quench our blood thirsty appetites!
Hobbits and Doors! MUHAHAHA (or something like that)
BTW ~ Where is Tumwater? I am in Washougal.
To: CyberCowboy777
Tumwater is next to Olympia! where is Washougal?
To: JenB
JenB - I am sorry, I am not associated with either thread. I am just looking for a good thread war to watch!
Have you seen a good Civil War/Lincoln/Secession thread lately.......Bloody Battles - Braveheart on Thread. That is what I am trying to create. LOL
To: JenB
I fit both categories... I am a weird hobbit!
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