Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

lol I don't know how you came up with ''snitch palo'' for me
are you implying I can't keep my mouth shut

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Ok, I'm going to do my stomach exercises and take care of my tangly hair. Did you see the pic of the flat iron I posted last night on the thread for Goody? Funny looking, hilarious looking, but it sure beats ironing one's hair the old fashioned and more dangerous way. I haven't tried it though, but maybe tempted one day.

I find it amazing that Mariah Carey's people have managed to make her hair behave and become straight!

Mariah does have her own salon in her home and probably has on her payroll at least 4 hairdressers and a hair stylist. I know she had a full time clothes stylist, but since her hair is so kinky, it probably takes a team of people to work on it to make it straight like she has it.

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd, I'll look for Aussie Slip next time I am in store
shoppin' is good for the economy
you are patriotic citizen, doin' your part
I'll buy new red wallet, new Navajo bracelet, and new bathing suit
and be good citizen too
Love, Palo

[I_Love_My_Husband]

LOL. My hubby to be *worries* about my shopping purchases. I'll explain that I *needed* these things though. I'm definitely Lucy to his Ricky (Ricardo)...hehe. But he's very patient and loving and kind, ....but I haven't told him I just spent $90 on stuff from drugstore.com hehe. BTW, they have GREAT prices!

[palo verde]

hi grlfrnd
I think curly hair is cute
altho when I was 19 and 20 straight hair was in style
so I slept on orange juice cans to straighten mine
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

spendin' 90 dollars on stuff for your hair is not extravagant
havin' pretty hair is nice

[palo verde]

lol my hubby has wondered aloud if I need nother pocketbook
when I come out from mall with nother one
(I have about 90 now)
but a pocketbook on sale is price of meal
and it gives me a lift
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

and I figure I save a ton of money by never goin' to the doctor lol

[palo verde]

also I use treats as way to help me keep my mouth shut
if hubby blows up at me
or I am given hard time on political thread at FR
I start planning what I will buy myself at mall
instead of answerin' back
Love, Palo

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Oh I love that! Shopping is great therapy! I really love shopping on line.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Well I have really good news this morning! I just phoned the SF Rent Board and I can not be charged extra for getting married to my hubby-to-be in my apartment! And they can't charge extra for him being a guest either.

So I phoned the apartment manager's supervisor(the apt. mgr and myself don't get along) and she confirmed it and congratulated me. Explained to me that he would need to fill out an application but no extra charges would be done, they just want his credit history.

This is great news!

[acnielsen guy]

lol I don't know how you came up with ''snitch palo'' for me
are you implying I can't keep my mouth shut

Moi! Would I say such a thing - would anyone say such a thing about you. I meant to say smooch palo.

[habs4ever]

Oh Imelda Snitch Palo, you REALLY could use more bathing suits, and less purses;-)

[habs4ever]

Morty Roberts is too close a name to the lads you left behind in Stepney, AC...just another petty criminal, when you need to aim higher, old son.Think of the Krays ;-)

[acnielsen guy]

I came up with the name Calico Mary.. I do love Calico skirts as you know... So...if you want me to remain Gran...you may have to bribe with some of that really good (hidden) Grog of yours....orrrr......something else as worthy....;) arrhhhhh

Calico….. sounds like a cat – I do like my little puss – but if that would please your heart little one – then bless you little cotton socks you shall be Calico Mary. – That'll be your Sunday go to church name. Until then you will be my scheming, skiving, shirking, manipulating, thieving, drinking and sticking your nose into things that don't concern you, little blossom. Captn's bane and comfort.

In short my little blackmailing beauty I can't afford the grog - arrgh

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"and all are welcome "

Aarrh! Much obliged. Mighty hospitable of ye.
I'l be popping in and out from time to time just to chuck my 2 cents in. I'm at work now and can't spen d ALL day on FR, you know.

[acnielsen guy]

Morty Roberts is too close a name to the lads you left behind in Stepney, AC...just another petty criminal, when you need to aim higher, old son.Think of the Krays ;-)

I tend to agree with you habs old son – Morty is not a name I would have chosen for myself but I think that it is far better than Mortimer. As for your aspersions that I am from the petty criminal class – I will have you know young man that I happen to be an aristocrat that has fallen on hard times, and have just reverted to form by taking a course of action that made our family fortunes in the first place. This interlude in my passage thru life is just another turn of the wheel of fortune.

[acnielsen guy]

Wench Goody - You know I do not want to be the director of this SODS opera that you are now hard at work organizing.

But I feel that we ought to open with some sailor songs of the better type. Then the performance can slowly decline from that point until it reaches its nadir. This always occurs when the degenerates of the starboard watch dance their ballet routine with their hobnail boots, tutus, and cradling lilies in their arms.

To help you Mistress Goody - I am directing your attention to a pleasant little ditty written by a compatriot of mine, which was very popular among the drunken sailors of my youth. This is a original version and not the version of the one that was sung in my time. The words are complete with a midi file to help with the melody so have your speakers on.

Click HERE

[palo verde]

whew relieved to hear you meant ''smooch palo''
never knew where you got ''snitch palo'' from
I know I opened up my mouth when grannie got arrested for hall sex with her hubby
but that was only cause I didn't know 'xactly what hall sex was
and why she got arrested for it
but that was on an earlier cruise
everyone on this thread will testify I have been the soul of discretion since I arrived on ''flying furry football terrorizes chilean teens''
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi bloody sam
you're always welcome here
some of us pirate wenches have jobs, some not
oki is mobile notary and is in high demand among swarthy middle easterners
cause she is blond beautiful sexpot who is also brilliant
grannie spends her time on her pontoon boat, or waiting for her daughter to get out of hot tub
grlfrnd is practising to be ballet dancer (also spends time buying on line and cleaning)
andysmom loves to garden
and Goody goes to Oregon to put up fences (also she is encouragin' Fred Mertz in his new feng shui career)
Love, Palo