Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Goddess50 ... thank you for expressing the exact reason why American men dont like American women. That is because American men understand that even conservative women, who should know better, have been infected with junk thinking, the cult of grievance and victimization.
Goddess50, you are the perfect example of what is wrong with our culture. The women are weak, intellectually and emotionally. They have the ready-made excuse that "men fear strong women" when in fact no rational man fears any rational woman on any level. And most men are rational.
The thinking of the "civil rights" movement has splashed onto every day living ... and has turned otherwise good women into hopeless and clueless "victims," incapable of dealing with men intelligently.
Sure enough - Since I've been married (10 years on Feb. 1st), I've had more come-ons and propositions from younger women than I care to mention! What is going on?!
What's going on? I think it goes something like this: If a man is married there must be something useful about him so married men are the target. The corollary is that if a man is single there must be something wrong with him so single men are not noticed. Basically, too lazy (or blond) causes the blind leading the blind. Go figure.
LOL!! That would be an outstanding bumper sticker.
:)
Very bad, that. You can't even compliment someone anymore.
HEY! I resemble that remark.
er I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "he's perfect, no eyes for other men, yadda, yadda, yadda." You know, it may seem very devoted, but it is not very appealing to a guy to know his girl can just turn "it" on and off!
you guys are NOT easy!
YES WE ARE! Trust me, we are as easy as it gets. Ohhhhhh, that's not what you meant.
Everything complicated with this type.
Translation: I can't manipulate them as easily.
Actually, us nerdy types don't have as much experience, so we have little experience with/patience for "the game".
I love him sooooo much!!
Ugh. Barf alert. This is a thread for the bitter and disgruntled!
You are one truly sick person. ;-)
Or the Al Bundy version: Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.
I hope the same thief doesnt hit both of us. He'll think he's getting a replay.
I once caught one of my (now ex) bosses trying to crawl under his desk to run computer cables. He's a big man; the desk is huge, but he was still having a hard time. I told him to get out of there- it's MY job, I FIT under the desk! I had a lot of room because I'm tiny.... could have set up a picnic lunch, LOL.
You can imagine the jokes! Lots of references to "Police Academy", LOL. You just have to have fun and not take it too seriously. Every time I talk to them, they bring the desk up again- it was a lot of fun.
Unfortunately, it whizzed past a bunch of dyed and blow dried heads. Women are happiest when they can bemoan their self-inflicted misery to another.
Bwhahahahhahah. I love that movie.
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