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Posted on 01/07/2002 3:33:12 PM PST by damnlimey
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To: billhilly
brtt
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posted on
01/07/2002 4:09:49 PM PST
by
oyez
To: damnlimey
Boy...your mother must have done a number on you.
To: damnlimey
I would have gone to work today, but a voice told me
to stay home and clean my guns.
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posted on
01/07/2002 4:14:32 PM PST
by
Deep_6
To: damnlimey
don rickles where are you??
watched 'kelly's heroe's' last night and rickles and another guy got blasted by the nazi outhouse.
after digging out and running into the guy named 'cowboy', he says 'phee-yeww, you guys smell like you just came out of a dung heap'!
rickles comes back with: 'kinda makes you feel at home, don't it'?
it-shay appens-hay!
To: HockeyPop
On brain cells:
"The brain in your head is like a BB rolling around in a boxcar."
To: damnlimey
A quote from George S. Kaufman, to a babbling young dinner companion that he was stuck sitting next to:
"Madame, do you have any unexpressed thoughts?"
To: rockfish59
"I'm drinking some wine, eating some cheese, and catching some rays, you know..."
To: KayEyeDoubleDee
Least my mom was smart enough to increase her price with inflation. Your's is still at 25 cents
To: oyez
gore/loserman 2000 bumper stickers for sale
To: veryconernedamerican
sorry sore/loserman
To: damnlimey
"Not only have you hit rock bottom, but have taken a pick and shovel and started digging."
To: antienvironmentalist
oh ya! that was one of my ad campaigns "rates have hit rock bottom"
To: veryconernedamerican
How about a coversation between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill.
Nancy: "Winston, if I was your wife, I would poison your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, If I was your husband, I would drink it."
To: oyez
brtt???
To: damnlimey
bump
To: tacticalogic
'woof, woof'
To: College Repub
do they have dollar bill slots yet?
To: damnlimey
I don't care what everyone else says, I don't think you're insane.....
To: tacticalogic
my boss used to tell the one dimwit at work:
'when god gave out brains, you went up to him with a strainer'!
To: rockfish59
My dad used to tell my brother and I
"You could screw up a ball bearing in a bucket of grease!"
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