Snappy comebacks and one liners

strangecosmos

[John SBM]

Great list. Here's a web site where you can put any of these on a bumper sticker. It's free to make them, post them to the web site and send them as emails. Here's your number 28:

Your Problem

[WhiskeyPapa]

Winstin Churchill, stting next to lady who says "if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee."

"Madame, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Walt

[101viking]

My all time favorite when being asked for help:

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"

[Artem55]

Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves!

[Roebucks]

Very snappy comeback if called a male chauvinist d*ck by a feminazi. WARNING: audio file....

[tacticalogic]

"We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris or...or maybe even New York. Then, we can move in and stop them. But, for one point six million dollars, we could become heroes for 3 days."

[Rightly Biased]

If dumb was dirt you'd be a half acre
You could tear up and anvil with a corn cob (my grand fathers favorite)

[joshtherockstar]

My favorite reply is So's your face. The best time I ever used it was when our nanny (she was 21 at the time)said the movie dumbo is so saddening and depressing. And I said So's your face" I thought I would die that day from laughing.......

[Hobittual]

I would love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

[5Madman2]

Had a guy accuse me of being such a bastard that I must have pulled the wings off flies when I was a kid.

Told I did not do that. I said I pulled their legs off so they couldn’t land. Then I started buzzing and said how tired I was. He walked away bleach white.

Never spoke to me again. I was crushed :)