Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers

1-4-02 | Mia T

[untenured]

FYI.

[backhoe]

I liked the "Rapist Locator," altho another nice touch was this:

was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster

[bigjoesaddle]

Just like I believe Clinton sent himself Botulisim (sp??), I believe the Clintons killed Buddy.

[Xenalyte]

It was a "revenge hit" engineered by the "homies" of Kathleen Willey's cats.

The path of the righteous dog is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil cats. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the canines through the valley of catness, for he is truly his littermate's keeper and the finder of lost pups. And the feline will strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Cat when I lay my vengence upon thee.

(With apologies to God and Tarantino.)

[Leisler]

Because everyone's happy O'Ron the butler caught one to the head.

[christine]

good one, mia. you have great wit. i especially like the inclusion of the 'rapist locator'. too funny :)

[Leisler]

Where is the other Buddy, Buddy Young? Did Buddy do Buddy?

[Mr. K]

ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE PEOPLE - this is SATIRE

[BibChr]

For God's sake, get a life.

For heaven's sake, get a sense of humor.

And over yourself!

Dan

[MotleyGirl70]

Too bad Harold Ickes, James Carville and Paul Bagala weren't walking Buddy; and they were the ones that were hit instead Buddy.

[AKA Elena]

Another very clever "pun" read.

Also another example of the expendability of everything the family clinton touches.

He probably followed the construction man because he got 30 seconds of attention from him.

[AKA Elena]

very clever!

[be-baw]

a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: 'My best memory is that I did not have any involvement in that death.'"

Obviously Mrs. C is trying to maintain her political viability with the animal rights crowd...hehehe

First Buddy thread I've read, Mia. Thanks for the chuckles.

[Teacup]

You crack me up! Another good thread Mia, thanks for the humor. I enjoy humor on Free Republic. Poor Buddy and Zeke. Both died the same way. Word to any dog out there: "Avoid the Clinton's!"

[BibChr]

He probably followed the construction man because he got 30 seconds of attention from him.

Youch! Sad, but too possible!

Dan

[Teacup]

a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: 'My best memory is that I did not have any involvement in that death.'"

Perhaps they should have said.

In a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: "I don't recall anyone named Buddy. My mind is Jello."

[TLBSHOW]

SO we ended the year with Chelsea drunk and start the year with Buddy Dead. Both Dogs if you ask me!

[Churchillspirit]

Sorry - I am confused.

Is Buddy really dead, or should this have been posted on a 'humor' thread?

[dirtboy]

Buddy is really dead - he got hit by a car a couple of days ago.