Posted on 12/29/2001 1:35:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)
"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!
"When the left-wing Virginian Pravda Pile-o-S*** Pilot sorta "gets it", it makes me think there may be hope for the sheeple...."
WOW...that is something!! The Virginia Pilot is one of the most-unabashedly Leftist bastions of bull$#!+ this side of the Washington Compost or the NY Slimes!! I still wouldn't use their paper fer the bottom of a birdcage, though, so thanks for the heads-up, my FRiend!!
"After everyone is over their hangovers, perhaps [we] should post a vanity thread asking FReepers to post their "Top 10 Gotta Read" conservative books."
Sounds like a wonderful concept for a thread, LB...bump me up when you--or anyone--gets it started!!
FReegards...MUD
I've got South Carolina and am laying the 2.5 points for my pool...a 25-person College Bowl Game Pool against the spread that the PrescientOne is winning going into today, BTW. Hit 12 outta 17 so far...MUD
Sure...Politics is an expensive business, but don't forget to contribute to FreeRepublic.com...anybody gotta link?!
FReegards...MUD
I went to one opera performance and really liked it alot. It was called "Miss Siagon" performing at the downtown L.A. Dorothy Pavillion Theatre in 1993. I haven't been to an opera for a long time.
"Bowl in California"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there
Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight
His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasn’t wound all that tight.
There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell,
And I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ll bet he’s got him some bullchips to sell’
Then he lit up a reefer, and he’s puffin’ away
There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say
We’ll come to the Bowl in California
When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race
The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California
So break out the beer [find a bush real near], it’s time to kick some rear
As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes
The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope
But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L
Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL
But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least
(With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and ain’t that UCONN a beast
And then out of the conference, we got “directional schools”
Like “western” this and “central” that, our AD must be a fool
We started off lookin’ real good, stompin’ teams left and right
(Of course) it didn’t matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white
But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight
The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!
We’ll come to the Bowl in California
We’re right on the pace [we’re right on the pace], in the title chase
We’ll never give up on the Bowl in California
A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High we’ll cheer
With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop
But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop
(Our) Defense can’t stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS
No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks
His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again
Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins
Take off those “Rose(bowl)” colored glasses, what you seeeeeeeee’s what you get
One year to remember, so this year they’ll forget!
So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line,
And they said, ‘we haven’t had no talent here since, 1999’,
And still those voices are crying ’There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay!’,
We’ve already booked our price-line flights, please don’t make us stay!
We’ll come to the Bowl in California
Or we’ll play any place [we’ll play any place], they’ll let us show our face
There’s plenty of room at the Bowl in California
And we don’t really care [we don’t really care], because we won’t be there
Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice
And he said, ‘We are all just watchin’ right chere…on our home device.’
And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat
They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just can’t win the Big-East
Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor
And he said ‘we got to git to playin’ back to the way we was before’
‘Relax’, I said, ‘tek man’, polls are no longer deceived,
You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave
To go to the Bowl in California,
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], your schedule’s 100th place
You’ll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina
Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history
So say goodbye to the Bowl in California
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place
You’d better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing
What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives….
Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)
Happy New Year and FReegards...MUD
BTW...the Hokies looked good in the Gator yesterday; however, CB Ronyell Whitaker is correct in his decision not to go pro just yet.
OSU put a heckuva scare into me yesterday...what a wild game!!
"...a 25-person College Bowl Game Pool against the spread that the PrescientOne is winning going into today, BTW. Hit 12 outta 17 so far..."
Well, I was 15 outta 21 at one point, but lost both the Fiesta and Sugar Bowls, so I'm 15 fer 23 with two games remaining. Two folks have 14 outta 23, but both--like me--have picked Florida to win by more than 16 and Nebraska to win or lose by less than 10, so the PrescientOne takes home all the marbles...heh heh heh!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
One of my favorites when I'm on the road...don't listen to him all that often (I don't even know if he's available in Richmond), but when I do, I like his style and his focus on Big Guv'ment as the Ultimate Evil.
FReegards...MUD
That one's got the HildaBeast written all over it...LOL!!
"I went to one opera performance and really liked it alot. It was called "Miss Siagon" performing at the downtown L.A. Dorothy Pavillion Theatre in 1993. I haven't been to an opera for a long time."
Never been...then again, I'm an uncouth savage in many respects.
FReegards...MUD
Good to hear, A-G, 'cuz when you and the FReeper MindTrust get yer curiousity piqued about a subject, things are bound to start happenin'!! Once things calm down a bit after the busy holiday season, we'll have to generate a thread that gives this issue the attention it deserves.
FReegards...MUD
Yep...MUD
So that's how you planned financing the new Ferrari, huh? {g}
Ohio State was for us probably the best bowl game, so-far; by-far.
That team showed a lot of heart; whereas, all the others (especially CO & IL)?
Fell apart like cheap, chinese-made watches.
Now I won $10 on the OSU game from K; having picked SC due to my fondness & respect for ol' LHoltz.
Then proceeded to go double-or-nothing on the CO-OR game taking CO; & broke even.
So this morning?
She leaves for her office with $20 from my wallet.
I'm really missing something there. ;^)
...would've been *kinda* nice to see GBarnett show-up with his team's heads pulled outa their orifices, don'tcha think?
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