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For some reason, I thought this was absolutely funny. Have a good laugh, everyone!

Just being,

1 posted on 12/27/2001 11:25:53 AM PST by Silly
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2 posted on 12/27/2001 11:27:05 AM PST by Silly
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To: Silly
I miss Sparky.

~snif~

Peanuts Bump

3 posted on 12/27/2001 11:28:57 AM PST by Mr. Thorne
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4 posted on 12/27/2001 11:30:10 AM PST by Silly
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To: Silly
Dude. You have got the weirdest sense of humor. I dig. Here's something I thought was funny...

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"

"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.

The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.

The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we won't have any of that carrying around in this bar!"

The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."

The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you might as well finish up."

8 posted on 12/27/2001 11:32:56 AM PST by maxwell
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9 posted on 12/27/2001 11:34:03 AM PST by Silly
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To: Silly
Read a good one tday from Britain's Laughlab:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and pitch a tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you see."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely some are like Earth and there might be life out there."

Holmes replies: "Watson....you idiot....Somebody stole our tent!"

14 posted on 12/27/2001 11:45:01 AM PST by JimVT
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16 posted on 12/27/2001 11:49:07 AM PST by Silly
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I'm off for the afternoon -- have a great day, everyone!

Still being,

23 posted on 12/27/2001 11:55:55 AM PST by Silly
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To: Silly
You're so...so...
Silly
25 posted on 12/27/2001 11:58:08 AM PST by philman_36
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To: Silly
If Schultz wasn't dead I would swear this was in response to Livia Rodham's embarassing welcome at the Concert in NYC.
31 posted on 12/27/2001 12:31:15 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Silly
I'm just a little perturbed at all this jocularity spawned from my namesake.
34 posted on 12/27/2001 1:51:30 PM PST by monsterbunny
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35 posted on 12/15/1990 1:42:16 AM PST by _Jim
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To: Silly
Everybody loves 'Peanuts'.
42 posted on 12/29/2001 12:11:09 AM PST by LibKill
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To: Lazamataz
This cartoon puts me in mind of one of your Lew Rockwell trashings.
49 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:15 AM PST by Aurelius
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To: Silly
LOL! A dog with a typewriter.
58 posted on 12/29/2001 4:23:32 AM PST by vmatt
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To: Sabertooth
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60 posted on 12/29/2001 4:10:19 PM PST by Silly
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