Posted on 12/27/2001 11:25:52 AM PST by Silly
Just being,
~snif~
Peanuts Bump
There really isn't anything to "get" -- it's just pure, unadulterated silliness.
The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.
The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we won't have any of that carrying around in this bar!"
The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you might as well finish up."
Q. What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A. A Mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in the bedroom, and an Ass to pay for it all.
Give Silly his props though, he's got that rare ability to make folks go "HUH?!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and pitch a tent under the stars.
During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you see."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely some are like Earth and there might be life out there."
Holmes replies: "Watson....you idiot....Somebody stole our tent!"
WTF?! Watson was a good straight man who always came in handy whenever somebody got a boo-boo. Every brilliant mind needs a board to bounce things off.
Then what was he doing in a tent with Holmes...?!
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