[Sabertooth]

[Sabertooth]

growl!

[Sabertooth]

growl!

[Registered]

Well, it appears that the MTV special for Osama will already have the audience answer in hand...so to speak.

[terilyn]

So, did they have brown stains? Inquiring minds want to know.

[lowbridge]

Bin Laden's private life revealed

He wears a woman's bra and panties underneath those garments.

[Mulder]

They were striped grey and black cotton boxers, with a label reading Angelo Petrico, a size XXL

I seem to remember some stories posted here about how Osama was "genitally challenged". So much so that one of his former girlfriends laughed when he took out his miniature sand monkey.

So these underpants just can't belong to Osama.

Which leaves the question of just who do they belong to?

If I were a betting man (which I'm not), I'd say that these underpants belonged to Osama's butt-munchkin boyfriend, who has to wear a strap-on, since I doubt very much that any sand goblin has natural "hardware" which could even come close to qualifying as "XXL".

[rockfish59]

reminds me of the album by linda ronstadt (another rosie'o type, 'daddy's little fatty') and her album 'canciones de mi padre'. i used to work with a lot of mexican guys and one day i said 'calsones de mi padre' and they all about fell out.
(calsones = underwear). lol!

hope he washes them in bleach!!

[Slyfox]

Now on eBay -

a striped grey and black cotton boxers, with a label reading Angelo Petrico, a size XXL belonging to Osama bin Laden.

[concerned about politics]

but I lifted them from the clothes line anyway,

Now there's one sick puppy.

[Dallas]

I guess having his drawers would be useful in providing a DNA sample to identify his charred body at some point in the near future...

[Tall_Texan]

Proof the media are Osama's jock sniffers...

[Sungirl]

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic, "whenever you die, it will be an American holiday."

[Tall_Texan]

What? No secret trysts with Gary Condit???

[TomGuy]

underpants were hanging up to dry in the bathroom

Bet they need to change undies often--what with all those daisy cutters and bunker busters going BOOOMMMMM!

[PoorMuttly]

Much ado about absolutely nothing. Once they coin a title, they can compose endlessly. What a putz. No wonder our people left England. My Thanksgiving prayer just grew a new sentence..."thank You that I'm not in England right now."

[concerned about politics]

I'm still having a hard time getting a picture of the guy with the huge Bin Ladin underwear out of my head! Does he play with them, or what? What will he do with them now?
This article should be titled "Richard Lloyd-Parrys' Private Life Revealed."

[Sabertooth]

Osama Paki-pool Update:

November 16: First day of Ramadan!
November 17: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub - Nope.
November 18: OPEN
November 19: OPEN
November 20: OPEN
November 21: OPEN
November 22: Azzurri -- Thanksgiving - Nope.
November 23: Sabertooth - Not looking good.
November 24: Jefferson Adams
November 25: Victoria Delsoul
November 26: airborne
November 27: harpseal
November 28: OPEN
November 29: Tunehead54
November 30: Travis McGee ;

December   1: alancarp
December   2: onyx
December   3: AfghanAirShow
December   4: Straight Vermonter
December   5: Pokey78
December   6: proudofthesouth
December   7: null and void
December   8: MaeWest
December   9: OPEN
December 10: OPEN
December 11: KayEyeDoubleDee
December 12: Washi
December 13: OPEN
December 14: irish guard
December 15: hattend

Not sure when Ramadan ends, but around here somewhere.
December 16: nunya bidness
December 17: abner
December 18: anniegetyourgun
December 19: OPEN
December 20: OPEN
December 21: OPEN
December 22: OPEN
December 23 OPEN
December 24 RasterMaster
December 25: Go Gordon
December 26: OPEN
December 27: OPEN
December 28: Snow Bunny
December 29: OPEN
December 30: OPEN
December 31: Miss Marple

I really don't think it's going to go this long, but I've had requests for January…

January   1: Freeper 007
January   2: OPEN
January   3: OPEN
January   4: OPEN
January   5: OPEN
January   6: OPEN
January   7: OPEN
January   8: OPEN
January   9: OPEN
January 10: OPEN

All right, here's the up-to-date list for the Osama Paki-Pool. Plenty of open dates, so flag me if you want in.

If you're not sure what this is about, check out this link from a thread posted by Travis McGee on October 25th...

Will Osama Appear In Pakistan?

The operating theory is that Osama bin Laden has had a plan all along to show up in Pakistan, have himself declared the "Imam al-Mahdi" (a long-prophesied Islamic savior-figure), and start a civil war in an attempt to gain control of Pakistan's nukes.

Sounds crazy?

So is he. Crazy evil.

BTW, if he doesn't make it to Pakistan, we'll make this a "brought to justice" pool.

[ChemistCat]

FReep this poll!

You're a conservative red-blooded American and you stumble across underwear too large to be Bin Laden's but in his bathroom in an abandoned mansion.

You:

1. Immediately loot it and then write an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.
2. Sell them on Ebay after looting them and writing an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.
3. Leave them there and wander out back into the alley to wonder where in the world Bin Laden got a computer that uses 7" floppy disks.
4. Wonder what kind of war correspondent, conservative, or red-blooded American you were to even entertain the idea of wasting bandwidth on an article about the character of the man who probably didn't wear them anyway.

Oops, I'm sorry. I'll have to work on the poll some more. I know you're not supposed to ask LEADING QUESTIONS....

[concerned about politics]

Maybe it's not a robe he wears. Maybe it's just his huge underwear wrapped around him a few times.

[concerned about politics]

He hasn't been seen wearing a black and white "turbin", has he? After all that poppy smoking, people get a little strange.