Posted on 11/20/2001 1:59:07 PM PST by lowbridge
Just bring a firehose and hook up one end of it to the nearest brewery.
Better yet, two firehoses.
A lil' nuptial nonsense for the newly-to-be-weds:
John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex.
"We'll have to wait until we are married," she told him.
So he waits.
They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says "I have some bad news. I have my period, and I don't want our first time to be all bloody!"
John says, "You're kidding!"
Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."
Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she notices Johnny wide awake staring at the ceiling.
"There's no use John," she said "You might as well go to sleep."
"I would, except my d!ck's so hard there's not enough skin left to close my eyes!"
I love an argument that generates much heat but no light, then again that happens alot around here.
I see that you are building your marriage on Christ! Fantastic.
Let me add one small piece of advice. A man and wife must be like the logs in a good fire. You must be close enough to keep each other hot but far enough away to let each other breathe
It takes a little time to find just the right distance for the two of you so be patient with each other.
God Bless you both (Chris and Lisa) abundantly
God Save America (Please)
stop it... that's the story of my life.
it never works out with the girls, though...
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