"Black IV" (Behind Left's Lies...DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe)

Mud's Way-Too-Fertile Brain Cavity ^ | 13 November 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

Before and........MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey y'all, I took the young'uns to the annual Richmond Christmas Parade!! (please scroll to #275)

It was a Patriotic HOOt!!

Hope all is well with all...MUD

BTW..."Black V" commences today!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")

Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool...
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No-o-o-o-o...Slim's no Saint...but not the one to blame.

Mudboy...goes about his day...
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...Silent Rage...Why won't folks fan MUD's flames?!

Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz...LOL!!]

MUD's Daddy's little boy...
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
But MUD's Missuz...she sco-o-o-o-olds him!!!**

Still, Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice...
If we could FReep...fer Truth and Life?!"
We'll outrun Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick!!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

6 posted on 9/18/01 5:23 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

BTW...MUD can yodel.

**Fer the record...
MUD's Missuz is somewhat justified in her criticisms of the man she married.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we will need to recruit a hundred people or more to help out with the chore..."

Count me in...now you only need 50 more folks.

JustaPrivateInJimRob'sBrigade...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Keep the Faith, Brother..."

Will do...goin' to the early service tomorrow, so I'll be baggin' Twenty-Seven (27**) more 39-gallon bags before I head on over to the local barber shop to git the ears lowered (LOL...Landru!!) and catch up with the Local Gossip as told by Mongo, Vesuvius, SkeeterJ., and Pickles (LOL!!!!!)...but I'll pop in from time-to-time to make sure y'all're BEHAVIN' YERSELVES!!!

God is Good...so was Gandhi...and Heavenly Father, Please Bless Rush Limbaugh and RESTORE the Maja Rushie's Hearing AT LEAST long enuff to hear how well MUD sings the Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"!! Rush's been a VERY GOOD BOY this last Decade-and-a-Half and shouldn't be saddled with this temporary affliction any longer than absolutely necessary.

IMHO, of course...MUD

**BTW...27 equals 3-cubed.

Oh...and Eschoir, I'll be up in DeeCee 3-4 days outta the next three weeks (21 days)...you and MUD oughtta meet fer Lunch!! FReepMail me...AGAIN!!

You can trust me...I promise. But if you see T-Mac...please tell him to kindly "SQUEEEEEEEAL LIKE A STUCK PEEEEG"...heh heh heh!! BTW...so far, I got you a nice part in the MUD Trilogy as a Balrog...but I'm Gandalf!! Slick's Sauron.

MUDferPOTUS'20/'24...?!?!?!?!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Was Pearl Harbor a surprise? Not to FDR or Secretary of War Henry Stimson!"

IMHO, NO!!!!!

Great discussion topic fer the Ol' Geezers like Landru and Paul Cruce and ParrotsUp and the LargeHeadedOne...MUD

mike, he was right here...then...he was gone toright...strangest thing.

[Snow Bunny]

Three cheersd for MUD !! I love these threads you do !

[Mudboy Slim]

Let there be ROCK!!!!

"NewAge Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!)
(To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")

(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs...
and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")

For Clinton, they kneeled...
Left's blindness revealed...
Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!!
We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT...
To prove we're Right...
Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!!
(No no no no no-oh!!)

Uprise...
Libs're Chi-Com spies!!
We don't need Left's New Age wasteland!!

FReepers, make a stand!!
We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land...
DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!!
Left's exits' oh so near...
Vile Lib'rals quake with fear...
Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!

New Age Wasteland...
It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!!
Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends,
Can't you taste it?!!
Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos

5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Suggestion; stock up on ammunition and/or reloading equipment and supplies.

6 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:14 PST by harpu

To: Blood of Tyrants

I'm tired of waiting and want to participate before I am too old.

If you've never been shot at, I suggest you take in a viewing of Saving Private Ryan. You might HAVE to participate someday, but believe me, you really don't WANT to.

Hey Buddy...I need a clean copy of "Duelin' Banjos" and I need it NOW...what do you recommend?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Huzzah huzzah huzzah" to you, too, my FRiends and confidantes...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

TOPIC: "Duelin' Banjos"

MUD-HYPOTHESIS: Ned Beatty got what was comin' to him in "Deliverance"...IMHO.

Am I the only one--under 39--who knows that the author of "Deliverance" played the Sheriff at the end of the movie...FOUR (4) FREE Cyber-Tickets to the Upcoming Mudboy Slim and the FReeperFRenetics (aka the Richmond Orchestra), Nationally-Televised Concert at Carnegie Hall to the first one to bump in with that author's name!!! One extra clue...it rhymes with a male body part...and his name wasn't "Mulva"!!

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...

SHEEEESH...I figgered y'all to be much brighter than this, much quicker, in fact...this is embarrassing!! And y'all claim to be Ol' Farts...tsk tsk tsk...I don't think there's a one of ya out there over 29!!

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...

I'm waiting...............................MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

So, like I wuz sayin', ma'am, I'm justa Hillbilly from West Virginny, strummin' a borrowed GEE-tar, my own personal harmonica, an Irish Fife, and a Korg D-8 portable mixing board...oh, and a HP MacroComputer that can calculate Nuclear Test Info faster than the BaddA$$ed computers Clinton spirited away to his ButtBuddy ZiangZemin!!

And the barber said, "What?! You want it to look like what?! SHEEEESH, MUD, yer goin' over that line NOW!!"

I said, "Gomer, if you don't quit givin' me yer dad-blurned advice and shave my head, I'm gonna whup yer butt and make you call me YER DADDY!!"

So he said to come back today at 4:00 EST to do the honors!!

I always said--fer the sake of my most-awesomely-kewel brothers, Brutus and Coach Tommy Amaker--BALD is BEAUTIFUL!!

And, DAGNABBIT, if 21 days without eatin' is good enuff fer Mahatmah, it's good enuff fer me...MUD

And that--my FRiends--is how the Sheeple first learned of Mudboy's "Fast Fer Justice"(TM) and the resultant INDICTMENT of the Vile and Oily SlickTerryMacKKK...AG Ashcroft, it's time fer you to $#!+ or get off the $#!++er and let somebody else have a whack!!! If you can't muster the Righteous Furor to Nail Terry McAuliffe with Each and Every TREASON, Bribery, and Campaign Finace Abuse as there ever wuz, well, then, Mr. Ashcroft, you oughtta just mosey on down the road and hang out with them LooneyLib'rals, cuz us men gotta job to do...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

SlixMYb!+c#, and he will drop wherever I deem proper...but I believe Life in Prison is the Proper Punishment fer the EX-RAPIST-IN-CHIEF...let him get a li'l taste of his own medicine down in one of them South Texas Federal Penitentaries...Big Ol' CellMate who fancies himself as the re-incarnation of Don Ho, says, "Howdy, EX-Prez, my name's "Bubba" and you gonna be my Beach 'til the day you pass on to the hereafter...you good with that?!"

Let Slick Willie talk himself outta that jam...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

WOW, MUD...you did good with #491.

Peace be with you...Slim

[Jethro Tull]

#478: Always fun reading your posts, Mud.

Good work my friend!

[lowbridge]

Am I the only one--under 39--who knows that the author of "Deliverance" played the Sheriff at the end of the movie...FOUR (4) FREE Cyber-Tickets to the Upcoming Mudboy Slim and the FReeperFRenetics (aka the Richmond Orchestra), Nationally-Televised Concert at Carnegie Hall to the first one to bump in with that author's name!!! One extra clue...it rhymes with a male body part...and his name wasn't "Mulva"!!

James Dickey

[LiberteeBell]

I'm not under 39 and besides, don't have a clue!

BTW, sounds like you had a good time at the parade--I can sympathize with having to drag young children, "are we there yet?".

[Mudboy Slim]

"..don't have a clue!"

Well, ma'am, no Cyber-Tickets fer you then....MUD

[Landru]

"One extra clue...it rhymes with a male body part..."

Ahhhh...Genis?

[Mudboy Slim]

"James Dickey"

We have a winner!! Did y'all know he was also a Professor at Univ. of Clemson?

Cyber-Tickets will be forwarded to you as soon as the concert date is finalized, but yer gonna be sittin' in the front row!!

Congratulations...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ahhhh...Genis?"

Ahhh, so close...but no ceeegar, my FRiend. Keep alert and maybe you can win another time.

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Wooo-HOOOOOO!! 500+ and ready to move onto "Black V"; although this might take a while to get just right.

FReegards...MUD